Okay, so I haven’t posted a comment or anything substantial lately. What with the day job keeping my bum numb….anyway; I met this HB8 – Malaysian Chinese, long hair and a cute face about three weeks ago in a club. Got her number, called her within the club and said I couldn’t hear her so could she come outside? Kino and stuff but no k-close. She sent me her business card via my phone the following morning. she added me on facebook like last week and I haven’t added her so it’s getting her sending me texts: “Add me...u afraid I’ll poke you?! Lol!!” … and I’m like “keep your panties on, sweetie, your turn will come.”

So, this afternoon, I convinced her to jump onto Messenger and started off with some negging about her typing too slow coz her good hand was up her own skirt…shot the shit for a while talking about sex and decided to leave it on a high…you know, keep her anticipating the next conversation.

I won’t even go on Messenger to talk to her again this week. This time, I’ll shoot off an email instead. The conversation on Messenger today as follows:

ME: gotta run and get home
HB8: cool …am waiting for your member so come straight home!!
ME: ...member?
HB8: rod
HB8: member
HB8: dick
ME: i know wat it means, but only 80 yr old men have members
HB8: look at this.....
HB8:'Make her come again and again with your rod’ this is the subject on one of the emails i got today (mental note….this is an online shit test!!!!!!!)
ME: oh, so you can read, then?
HB8:its for penis enlargement and shit
HB8:i get like 60 of them a day
ME: maybe its time you enlarged your dick
HB8: don’t have one
ME: yeah, right
HB8: are you serious?
ME: about what?
HB8: me having a dick
ME: I dun know…do you?

Then I signed out without anything further. She sent me a text about five minutes later: “you’re such a jerk…lol!!”

Yeah, bright eyes, remind me to tell the guys on the forum. I know I can walk straight into an f-close with this HB but I’m having too much fun with her at the moment. Call it prolonging the pussy but I certainly want her to enjoy this before she can actually have it.

I must have, like, 2 gallons for her in my nut sack!