Apparently I had my profile limited to friends only... But I still got 8 of 23 response, which I find to be all the more impressive, considering people could only see my picture (which was shitty and old). This makes me think I could get a maybe 90 percent reply rate now.
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her: ?
PUA:Well, I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude! lol
Her:i don't know you do i?
PUA:I think you know my friend...
Her:who is your friend?
PUA:Rachel, she said you were kinda cool but a dork.
So today I was reading cosmo (all they had on the magazine table, don't answer my would you rather questions? It's not nice to leave people hanging like that. lol. ... and you seem so nice
Notes: I messed up a couple things here, I just replied and did not direct the convo twice, then at the end I negged again, when I already some attraction built up. I'll keep you all updated...
Second One
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:are you shy or something?
PUA:That's what I thought, after all I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude lol!
Her:ha ha im sorry

i feel awkward saying even hi to people... i know... lame right? well hey im glad you arent shy at least!
PUA:It's cool, I was shy once. Hey I think you know my friend xxxxx.
hey, remember my little pony? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and i cant remember... did they have powers or were they just regular horses? i remember they could fly, but i thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or something. or maybe that was Care Bears?
Her:After some research this is what I came up with...
The Little Ponies of Paradise Estate included:
Earth Ponies, brightly colored, talking versions of real horses
Pegasus Ponies, with feathered wings
Unicorns, with horns that grant each of them a unique magic power. They are also able to move instantaneously through the air in a process known as 'winking in and out'.
Living in Dream Valley are:
Name: Bedtime Bear
Gender: Male
Tummy Symbol:
Info: Bedtime Bear likes to stay up all night. He's the special bear who helps people get a good night's sleep and makes sure they have sweet dreams. There's no better bear for a goodnight hug.
Name: Birthday Bear
Gender: Male
Tummy Symbol:
Info: Have a birthday coming up? Well Birthday Bear is just the care bear to get the party started. Birthday Bear is quite the party bear!
Name: Cheer Bear
Gender: Female
Tummy Symbol:
Info: Cheer Bear is a very happy Care Bear who likes to help others see the bright side of life. She will sometimes even do a cheer to help make someone happier.
Name: Friend Bear
Gender: Female
Tummy Symbol:
Info: Need a good friend? Friend Bear would love to be your best buddy bear. She's the perfect example of a friend, too. She's caring, likes to play with you and she's fun to be with.
Name: Funshine Bear
Gender: Male
Tummy Symbol:
Info: Funshine Bear is the Care Bear's class clown. This playful bear really knows how to be funny and to have fun. Funshine Bear works hard to make sure that people have a good time.
So basically it seems that neither have what one could really call "powers" haha but you are right... they have bullshit abilities to make people feel warm inside... or something... but yea... i never actually watched the show growing up... my mom would just buy me all the sweet toys. ha. hmmm xxxxx? maybe... where would i know him from??
Notes: I think here I am in pretty good, since she went out to find the answer (jump through my hoop) Also, in this case I ACTUALLY have a friend in common.
Third One
This girl got on my nerves so I stopped replying, but her profile was kind of harsh, so let's cal her "angry girl"
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:No why?
PUA:Well, I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude! lol
Her:um.. u must have me confused cus i don't know who u are.. so if i don't know u and your not on my page why would i say hi to u?
PUA:I think you know my friend...
Her:Um who?
PUA:Sara, she said you were cool but kind of a dork.
So today I was reading cosmo (all they had on the magazine table, don't hate) and they had these "would you rather" type questions
Live in a mansion on the lake or shack on the beach?
Be 3'7" or 7'3"?
Never speak again, or have no filter?
Let's see if you can do as well as I did.
Her: Sarah who and i'm def not a dork! U must have the wrong girl!
Notes: I was thinking about messing with her calling her a "johhny raincloud, or mentioned that she misspelled my "friend's" name.
And a quick weird one
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:who are you?
I'm thinking about telling her that was a wrong answer to my question, then giving her a yes/no type.
In summary
-I notice that most don't actually get the joke, you think I should be pointing that out?
-Also despite the fact that they mention look for "dating/relationship" and being single, a lot of them have a real dislike for anyone trying to hit on them
-Within the week I should have a cool looking profile (and I am going to re-message some people that didn't reply), but I wanted to see where these all led before that.