Im finding it hard to approach chicks on myspace.This is what i normally say


Me:Hey did you used to be a man?

Her:Fuck off you ugly cunt!


Im a pretty good looking guy but i think thats the only thing they can say because they dont know anything about me and they get so cut.another one of tried is this.

Me:You think your too cool for school dont you?

Her:Either fuck off or something else along those lines.

what is a good opener for myspace? that are you wearing a wig works pretty good but by the end you look like an afc with all the approval you seek.any more openers? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING SO WRONG ITS AKING ME SICK!!! lol

I hope this is a joke. You have way to many posts for me to believe you'd actually... believe that opener would get you anywhere. It's extremely offensive and wont score you a single point with anyone except maybe a girl.... who actually.... was born... a man. Even then he (she? it?) might snap back at you.


If you're serious though check out the thread i just created (linked at bottom). There's a tested opener there as well as numerous other tested openers floating all around this forum. Don't be afraid to look back on previous pages of threads as sometimes good ones get lost in the rubble.

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bro i wish it was a joke.thanks for the info.

hey.. we all did that.. it's funny to us but girls don't like that well at least most of the time...

I know you are trying to neg her but you got to do it mildly and as a joke. If you come out too harsh... she might hit you with her bitch shield. Read her profile or look at her pictures and mildy neg... and mabye show a common interest. One time I commented on an artist she like. In this case was AC/DC and said I liked them too and then added that not many people our age like AC/DC and she responded well.

So what you have to do is mildly neg and try to find something in common.. and keep doing this until it gets better

david mate, use this opener, I've sent it to about 20 girls and i've gotten great results

"Are you wearing a wig?......... or is that just your real hair?

I know probably everyone knows about this but it easily works the best