Hi, I'm going to be telling you guys a story that happened around last year and it was very interesting and overall a hilarious moment in my life. I also summarize of what I have learnt from this experience on if you find yourself in a similar situation where you fancy a girl on the bus.

Well it starts with this man....

He gets on the bus and sits behind this woman. He asked her a fairly common question on the bus 'Do you know the time?' She replies with the answer kindly. The man took this as a 'OK Go' sign for him.

Now this man had no game whatsoever and he thought attraction was built (in his head)
So he started chatting her up, well I was at the back of the bus an they were 2 seats forward so all I heard was mostly mumbling.

The woman after 5mins of me laughing at her embarassment, started to get up and seem like she was getting off the bus, instead she sat next to a woman near the front.

This is where me and my friend had tears laughing at him and to make it worse the bus at the top was packed.
Though for what I'm about to say next was her own fault cause she stayed on the top decker when if she wanted to avoid him without lowering his self-esteem should've just went downstairs.


Now what he did, the stop before I got off was get up, walk to her, literally grab her hand, kiss it like a gentleman(hes a chav) and say 'I apologize for this but is it possible if I can meet you again.'

Moral of the story: If your going to open to girls: sit at the back of the bus(assuming your in London) where there will be less people to see the interaction thus making you and her more comfortable in the situation, obviously dont ask for a number when its her stop cause your not going to get it unless there is enough rapport for her to stay another stop.

Cons: Girls you find attractive are likely not going to sit at the back, is there anybody else can add to that?

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I can add something ... after reading your story I can only come to the conclusion that you are a real dick. Why do you laugh with this situation ? I have tons of respect of this guy for trying. He has no game but he still tries. Deep respect for him, none for you. If you can do a better job, why didn't you go over ?

At least he tried. It's better to get rejected than do nothing.

It takes alot of balls hitting on a girl in a crowded bus. Good on him.

Yes, yes. Congrats to him for having the balls, but damn that was pathetic.

I'll tell you why, because he was obviously making her uncomfortable yet carried on talking to her, how can I not laugh when me and my friend are just seeing him fail and the reason why I didn't is because 1. I am way to young for her and 2. I never noticed her till the interaction.

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The 3Qualities needed: Confidence, Abundance & The Ability to sexually escalate. These are pretty much what every efficient PUA has.

[quote="Kyzn"]
how can I not laugh when me and my friend are just seeing him fail [/quote]
And I laugh at you because you and your friend think you are cool for laughing at people that try. You need to put other people down to feel good about yourself. That is really patethic. That's even more patethic than a horrible approach.

Or we could just be enjoying the moment, you think we are laughing aloud? we are trying to not interfere and we know they couldn't hear us, I don't get how you think it's pathetic though, I see something I don't everyday on a bus, the guy looked drunk, and the woman tried to get away and he went back to her, how do you expect me to act in that situation?

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[quote="Kyzn"]
Or we could just be enjoying the moment, you think we are laughing aloud? we are trying to not interfere and we know they couldn't hear us, I don't get how you think it's pathetic though, I see something I don't everyday on a bus, the guy looked drunk, and the woman tried to get away and he went back to her, how do you expect me to act in that situation?[/quote]
Sorry, dude, but based on your initial story it seems to me like you were enjoying a failed pickup attempt. Anyway, you can see at the reaction of other people here that they respect the guy tried it on a packed bus. That's really hardcore. The guy has balls. If you would have approached and showed that you could do a better job, then you were in the right position to laugh at his attempt. But you didn't so you better don't laugh. And all the excuses you came up with to not approach ... they were all lame excuses.

I do agree that trying it in a packed bus could make women feel very uncomfortable. But anyway, better try something than nothing at all. If you don't try it, you will lose her anyway. That's what pickup is all about. You follow your feelings. If you feel that you want to talk to a woman, you just do it without letting the rest of the world stop you.

I also don't understand the moral of your story. Why wouldn't you get the number if you ask it at her stop ? How did you come to that conclusion ? Because you saw 1 guy failing at this, you conclude that this will always fail ? Yesterday night I saw 1 guy fail at his pickup attempt in a bar ... so it is impossible to pickup girls in bars ?

I have the feeling you are still pretty young. I would guess 18-20 years old. Am I right ?

Ah hah, younger bro(main excuse) but please I would appreciate it if you didn't 'attack' me on the forums, and anyways for the Moral, if you live in London you would probably guess that people don't like to have to walk longer when they get off, this would be the same case for the tube, and It hasn't been the only pick-up I've seen on the bus, this has just been the worst.

Anymore questions and I'll gladly answer, oh and for your book topic thing, there is plenty of stuff for that online, would save more money as their is sites dedicated to that

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The 3Qualities needed: Confidence, Abundance & The Ability to sexually escalate. These are pretty much what every efficient PUA has.

Hey Kyzn, I will not attack you anymore. But I always tend to come up for the weakest. I have always been like that and always will. This guy might not have game, but whatever crap he might have done, at least he has my respect for trying on a bus .

Thanks for the advice regarding the book topic.