| Whats up guys,
the other night i had went to a social gathering, heres the scenario:
Me and 2 friends of mine are in the club and were by the bar, were standing there not looking so important which killed us, (lol) so anyways as were having a conversation i notice that theres this woman thats taking picturs of a bunch of, which seemed to me ,random people so i think hmmm..how would i open with her, so i thought HER CAMERA!, (NOTE: SHE IS VERY CLOSE TO US) so i lean over to her but with my left shoulder facing her and i say
ME: " WHAT ARE YOU THE HIRED PHOTOGRAPHER OR SOMTHING
HB7: OH YEA, I AM
ME: PFFT..ARE YOU MAKING ALOT OF MONEY DOING THIS
HB7: YEA ( AND SHE SAID SOME AMOUNT WHICH I DIDNT REALLY CARE FOR)
ME: THATS GOOD, BECAUSE I ONLY TALK TO WOMEN THAT MAKE ALOT OF MONEY
HB7: OH YEA?! LOL,
ME: YEA
HB7: HAHA, IM JUST KIDDING, IM NOT A REAL PHOTOGRAPHER I JUST LIKE TAKE PICTURES
ME: LOL THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMTHIN WORTHWHILE, HERE TAKE A PICTURE OF US, ( ME AND HER) AND SO WE BOTH LEAN IN AND SHE DOES, THERE WE GO, GOOD JOB AND I GIVE HER A PAT AS IF SHE A LITTLE DOG AND JUST TURN BACK TO MY FRIENDS..
BUT SHE STILL KEPT GETTING CLOSE TO US AND TAKING PICS..
I KNOW I COULDVE KEPT ON BUT I JUST DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING IN THE CAN.. THIS WAS ALL IMPROMTU..
SO WHAT IM SUGGESTIN IS MAYBE USING WHAT THE PERSON IS DOING TO OPEN COULD BE USED IN A POWERFUL MANNER IF DONE RIGHT.. OR IF A GIRL IS SITTING DOWN ASK HER " IF SHES USUALLY THIS BORING?" LOL..BUT OF COURSE THIS IS ALL DONE WITH SOME HUMOR
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