It has come to my attention that the woman of Melbourne are in dire straits indeed. They spend hours dolling themselves up only to sit quietly in the bar twiddling their thumbs waiting to be approached. The failure of men in Melbourne to "Man Up", as the girls put it, is a state wide catastrophy.

If you think your ready, willing and able to make a difference please sign up at this recruiting office.

Ross Jeffries - "If all you learn to do is really begin to live the attitude that there are no failures only learnings, you will be ahead of 99 percent of the people in society".

footnote: Im frequently found loitering around bars in the city or occasionally the South Eastern suburbs - feel free to contact me by PM if you would care to join me on my escapades.