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| Crazy Jester | PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:03 pm | |
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Location: England | | Need your advice on comebacks.
My 50 year old boss is always bitching at me about being a virgin, and I take it on the chin usually.
But I'm getting fed up of it now.
I want to destroy him and stop him from bitching at me ever again...
What do I say????
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| Jits138 | PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:25 pm | |
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:46 am
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Location: North Carolina | | After I fuck you I won't technically be a virgin anymore, will I?
probably a bit much but hilarious
The first time you mentioned me being a virgin I was embarrassed, but now I think you may just be hitting on me?
less chance of job loss
If me being a virgin bugs you I am sorry but I refuse to just sleep with the first skank who walks by.
no chance of job loss probably not so effective
Your going to have to find some new material. I lost my virginity.
A lie I suppose but it'll get him to shut up.
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| Kirkland | PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:15 am | |
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Posts: 10 | | Drop that Mother Fucker! No. "You really are curious about my sex life aren't you?"
This will work a lot better because it's funny but also won't sting as much to your boss. Say it in a friendly manner with a smile on your face while patting him on his back.
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