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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:02 am 
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What do you think? LOL. was just watching entourage and they had a little thing about it. I'm just curious is all. Better than pussy? i can picture someone getting a chunk of shit on their dick. haha

just thought id bring out some interesting conversation


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:29 am 
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Prob in the wrong section but i'd also like to know more about this ! like tips on how not to get shit all over you and what its like! michael and i both considering this with our gf's i presume ? So in that case kinda is the right section xD.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:25 pm 
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My gf is extremely against trying anal, so if anyone has ppersuasion tips let me know


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:03 pm 
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Tell her it's like taking a dump, but backwards.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:22 pm 
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Tell her it's like taking a dump, but backwards.
Somehow I doubt that would do the trick lol.

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This isn't explicitly about relationships so I'm moving the thread to miscellaneous.

And for the record, anal is WAY overrated.

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This isn't explicitly about relationships so I'm moving the thread to miscellaneous.

And for the record, anal is WAY overrated.

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I agree. It is overrated. That being said, if you find a girl who develops a real liking for it/already has one, and is into it, I imagine it would be much better. But if you are working on convincing your girlfriend, I assure you, the first and next few times after will probably be awkward and uncomfortable for her.

You have to be very careful, for exactly the reasons you mentioned above. If you get going to fast or hard and slip out, look out. :oops: Fortunately, never happened to me, but read the Tucker Max story. That'll probably discourage you from even trying haha.

If you insist, get a few drinks in her, romance her with a lot of foreplay, etc. Make sure she's nice and clean (hopefully showered recently), and start with one finger, and a generous amount of lube. Work your way slowly from there. She needs to get relaxed in order for your penis to get in there. Be gentle and go slow.

But as we said, it's definitely overrated (at least in my experience).

And don't forget...LOTS OF LUBE.

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After getting shit on my dick I am never trying this again.

Shit was gross.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:15 am 
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Disagree, not overrated at all. I have never had shit on my dick, but I always use a condom just in case. If you use heaps of lube it actually prevent shit getting stuck on your dick. And a girl won't let you if she needs to take a shit. I think it feels different but not really better to pussy.

Lots of girls that do it really really like it, with a bit of light clit stimulation.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:13 am 
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The one and only girl I ever tried it with LOVED it, but it was awful. That shit is WAY too tight. Besides, why fuck her ass when there's a perfectly good vagina less than an inch away?

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but what do you do for 4-5 days a month.

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Haha standup!! True, but most guys will say, they continue as usual ahaha :p most fine with blood just not shit


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but what do you do for 4-5 days a month.
You can still smell the natural disaster if you go for anal


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Feels grainy, sandy. If she is into it than it's good. Make it her idea. I have never asked for it. Last girl I did it with suggested it while she was on the rag. 5 mins in and we both decided it hurt and stopped (no lube). First girl I did it with loved it when she was drunk. She would just get on top and put me in her ass (also no lube, she would just rub her vag juice all over me first). I think it would be better with a little lube.
Tucker Maxx's story is scary! But funny as hell. I never got shit on my dick, but have gotten blood, and a few times she even sucked it after, but that grossed me out and it took a very long time, and lots of mouth wash, to want to kiss her again.


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You all need to watch this

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