This is funny to me. I have a lot of random shit I never used to have too. I went to the mall the other day and this chick(7) at a kiosk grabbed me and and buffed the hell out of ONE of my nails in like 3 seconds with this magic buffer thing. I was like "Thanks." Walked away. Didn't game her cus I wasn't attracted, probably should have tho. Sort of shut her down with I can't buy anything right now. She said bye and smiled, I went on my way.
Fucking A, later that night I'm looking at my one index nail that looks badass and all the others looked pretty shitty in comparison. So I go back to buy the buffer, can't be more than 7 or 8 bucks I'm thinking. Show I show up yesterday, same chick, and I'm gonna buy the buffer. Well it turns out its a whole fucking kit! I should have know, fuck! Needless to say, I now have new clippers, a nail-file, buffer pad, cuticle oil, and a cuticle trimmer... 45 bucks... (And I wonder why I'm broke)
I told her she was smarter than she looked. Number closed, after I bought it.. You know, "Just in case I need some direction."

Not gonna call her tho cus as I walked away she said she'd give me a better deal next time... I couldn't figure out if she was joking or not.. All in all tho, not a bad purchase- my nails look a TON better!