| I'd probably do or say any number of things depending on the situation, for example:
1) If she was pissed, I'd laugh and say something like: "Dude, I know you want me, but you can't have me, I'm leaving!" And then make like you're leaving(Somewhat of a freeze out),and more often than not you'll get the "Don't go, I'm sorry routine".
2)Another good one:Laugh and say "Physical violence is a direct representation of sexual frustration." And smile.
3) Laugh and say:"If your man hasn't been getting you off, don't take it out on me." And smile.
4)Laugh and say:"Oh, is baby throwing a tantrum?"
5)If she's kidding around,slapping her on the ass is one I've done. But, I often jokingly add "No woman's kicking my ass unless I pay for it first, and last I checked you ain't wearing black latex or on the payroll!!!"
6)Laugh and say "Didn't mommy ever teach you it's not nice to hit people?"
7) Laugh and say: "You're in the wrong place, the S&M club's up the street!"
8)Laugh and say(The ever popular) "you hit like a girl!"
If you can, It's best to grab her hand or dodge before she ever makes contact, but if she connects, just laugh it off and make it seem as if it were no big deal to you, as some of the other posts have recommended.
Never under any circumstance should you hit her back, unless she pulls out a weapon and you are fearing for your life(In that instance, you do what you have to),but as a general rule you should try not to hit women.
Remember: She's escalating violence to get a rise out of you, but if you maintain your composure, you can actually get her into bed(If you so choose) and have make-up sex with her, or at least have the ability to get the hell away from her and avoid getting arrested for domestic violence!
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Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!
Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!
Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!
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