Alright, here's the deal. I'm not a regular pot smoker but I do it occasionally. Last weekend however i did it every night. My dad for some reason is suspicious and said he is drug testing me soon. Do you guys know any ways besides drinking a lot of water and excercising to make sure I can pass the test??? I'm not sure if it will be a over the counter type test or if he will take me in for lab testing....

Any advice is greatly appreciated.

well, there are a number of ways around this, the main thing that comes to mind is finding a way to distract your father and get him to somehow forget about the test all together.


if this is impossible, then i suggest you research all that you can on google and see what is the safest way.


i highly(no pun intended) recommend www.norml.org this is a pro legalization site that has lots of cool information that can help you. this clip will also help you by knowing your legal rights if you ever encounter the pigs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA

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Thanks man.

I was thinking if i play it cool for a while it might slip his mind...

We'll see.

Okay, so having lots of experience in this area, I know that you have two real options as far as cleaning out your system to pass a drug test.

First, is a Detox Kit, which can be found at your local drug store. This completely cleans your urine, so the only thing that will show up on the drug test would be the active ingredient in the detox kit itself. But there is a problem that comes with this. All lab drug tests test for detox kits(including some home tests), and your father will find out that you drank one, in order to cover something up. He may even think you used it to cover up other types of drugs.

Second, is Epson Salt, which can also be found at any drug store. This method has been tryed and tested by several people I know to pass California state probational drug tests. First, you need to pour about a cup of epson salt into a bottle of water. Shake it up very well, and enjoy! Haha, it does not taste good, and it pretty gross to drink, but it has worked every time anyone I know has used it. Do this three or four days, making sure that you drink LOTS and LOTS of water during this time to make sure you dont get dehydrated by the salt. This is a natural laxative, so you'll be going piss a lot.

Marijuana only stays in your urinary system for a maximum of 30 days anyways, and if you only smoked about .5g to a gram a day for a week, you should be clear within 3 weeks. GOODLUCK!

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Epson Salt being a laxitive will actually make you shit a lot. There is no good way to clean out your system. I know someone who is in the testing business and they do test for any clearing agents, and if your urine is clear due to drinking lots of fluids trying to flush your system they will make you continue to test untill it comes out a more straw colored consistency. The only way to get rid of it is time.

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Nah man, i wasn't doing .5 to a g a day for a week. I did a gram last weekend though, and thats it since a while ago. Depending on how soon the test is I might try the epson salt. As for water drinking, at school today i probsbly pissed twice a period i was knocking water down like a maniac all day lol.

Thanks for the help

Okay, so I used the wrong terminology, I apoligize. Epson salt is a laxitive(shit) and a diuretic(piss). Good job on the drinking water, and even if you do turn out with white piss when your Dad tests you, he probably wont know that it will affect the results. I highly doubt your Dad will take you to a lab to get tested as it is very expensive, and generally not open to the public. just try adding some epson salt to your daily water, and it will help.

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If you only smoked .5g in a weekend for the first time in a while you should be clean in a week or so. If your a chubby guy it takes longer to get clean than a scrawny dude. Drinking lots of water can screw ya because it can throw off the PH of the urine and that would be suspicious. Clear urine is just means you are properly hydrated so if that comes into question mention that. Colored urine is not good for you. If your still worried, check out Nuklear (I think thats how its spelled). Im a regular smoker and took that after 2 weeks of sobriety and passed it. I also had a buddy who took 2 days off and used it for a job that sends it off to be lab tested, he passed no problem. I like it because you dont have to drink anything, just pour it in your piss. Its an enzyme based liquid that destorys the THC metabolites. Hopefully this helps a bit. Good Luck

Mo

I was stationed in the military with a guy who smoked every weekend, he got away with it for 12 years. finally got busted and i asked him how he got away with it for so long. he told me he drinks alot of water and he does 3 shots of vinegar on sunday morning, 2 at lunch and 1 with dinner.

Thanks for all the advice guys.

Man there is a lot of theory's on how to beat the drug test.

Yea no kidding, if I ever need to remember how to pass a drug test, I know where I'm coming to first!

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hair tests are another story...

A mate was in the Royal Navy as a military policeman - oh the irony of it...

...anyhow - since they did random testing, he went through it 5 times each time he did it the day before he would drink a couple of litres of water - piss it out - a couple of litres of cranberry juice - piss that out and then a couple more litres of water.
He always passed, but then there is also the thing that only 50% of piss tests ended up in the lab since lab time costs so much money, there was always the chance that his samples never got tested.

Hope this helps.

Tyree

google wizenator. I saw it on Manswers. Also, use multi vitamins. It helps, I'm not sure how.

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Why beat the drug test?

DHV yourself to your father by saying that you were at a party where people (total strangers you've never met before)were smoking and it smelt up the whole place.

You got so sick from the smell that it turned you off and you complained about it to "the strangers".

The "strangers" made fun of you after this so you left early.

Now if he forces you to take the test and you fail you could claim it was from a contact high.

When dad asks "Who were these people"?

Don't know never seen them before and never got their names.


P.S. Buy Dad A Playboy Subscription

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