Why do they NEVER LEAVE when ANY FEMALE PRESENCE is DETECTED? They never leave me alone with anyone let alone girls but then always brag about the girls who they don't have yet they think they do when EVERY SINGLE TIME it ends up with them being creepy at home or in the field. In short, I think straight men might want me, WHAT DO I DO? Also, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not homosexual.
Sorry, I have spent way too much time looking this up and have yet to get answers.
Please help.

Also, I hate emoticons so this shows the importance of this answer to me.
I don't want to get frustrated but I can only take so much.
I'm trying completely to be sincere.
Thanks to all of those who even read this.