she just told me i had a small dick...



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:30 am 
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i was talking to my gf on fb(been dating for a month) and i sent her a video. its about a guy who's home alone and cant masturbate cause he keeps getting interrupted by phone calls or someone knocking at his door... its animated.

the thing is that she laughed about it and then replied "yours is thinner" (talking about my dick) and then laughed it off and wrote a heart

now i know i should have just laughed about it, but i was SOOO pissed that i replied: "I dont ussually react to that shit, but not today. say shit like that one more time and we are done, got it? :)"

she started apologizing non stop and i didn't replied. i've got SPAM, fb and SPAM full of messages of her saying she's sorry

i know i should have laughed about it!

i don't want to be with her anymore. it has to do with what she said and the fact that that comment made me really really REALLY selfconcious, i won't be able to be with her again (we haven't had sex yet, she's a virgin and says she has to love me blah blah blah) after that comment. i know i'm not HUGE, but i0m not small. after hearing a woman screaming when you have sex with her, you stop caring about your size, but it still hit me :( I feel like shit, i've been looking for enlargement excercises for about 2 hours...

what can i do about her? i don't want to be with her anymore but i'm afraid that if i brake up with her, she'll tell everyone "juan broke up with me cause i said he had a thin dick lol" and humilliate me... maybe i'm just overeacting but i wouldn't know what to do if that happens...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:43 pm 
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If you don't want to be with her then dump her and don't worry about what she tells people. They'll just think she is talking shit because she's mad she got dumped. Besides, women talk shit about you behind your back anyways, even when they are with you. I guarantee all her girlfriends know all about this "thin penis" issue already.

Just be thankful that issue can be hidden from most people. What about short guys? Or fat guys? You can't hide that. Those undesireable traits are there for the entire world to see. At least yours is hidden in your pants.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:33 pm 
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I agree.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:46 pm 
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you could have totally played off that and said "hell even a 747 commercial airliner looks thin flyin through the grand canyon baby" - done deal. women and more self-conscious. don't worry about your dick, worry about giving them an orgasm and they will remember that.

peace.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:28 am 
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the thing is that she laughed about it and then replied "yours is thinner" (talking about my dick) and then laughed it off and wrote a heart
What a bitch she is - if she humiliates you, then make derogatory comments about her weight!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:54 am 
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the thing is that she laughed about it and then replied "yours is thinner" (talking about my dick) and then laughed it off and wrote a heart
What a bitch she is - if she humiliates you, then make derogatory comments about her weight!
That's just a bitch move.

Fuck it man, dump the broad. It's not like you're getting any from her. And if she does blab, own it. Women actually think it's funny/cute if a guys says he's small. I have never once said I had a big dick to a girl. Any time penis size comes up in a conversation, I always say I'm freaking tiny. Usually I make some wise crack, like "hope you brought a Swiss Army knife. You'll need the magnifying glass and the tweezers." or "I'm hung like a freaking tuna can; all gurth, no length" or "It looks like an Ichy & Scratchy cartoon got ahold of my dick with a frying pan. It's only this big now (hold fingers about a half inch apart)"... ext. I'm not actually small dicked. But it seems to make the girls curious of what's actually in my pants. Either that or they see it as self confidence. In any event it seems to work for me. I even had one girl tell me she KNEW I had to be hung, because no man who wasn't would proudly say he had a small dick.

Own the thing. Be proud of it.


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Like the scene from Billy Madison. "Of course I peed my pants! Only the cool kids pee their pants."


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