So I was thinking the other day about one of my friends and how unbelievably social awkward he is. Me and my mates always have a laugh watching him try to 'pull' and I use the word very loosely.
Was thinking that it might be funny to share some stories, ill post a couple every so often if people are interested. Also always nice to read about other similar people, id like to hope im not the only person who has to deal with this.

This first one I actually posted before but a few months ago in a thread where I was asking how to deal with him.

A while ago at a certain large club I suddenly found myself alone with him on the dance floor (which was very crowded as well as loud). 2 girls (HB9 and HB7) were dancing very near us but at the same time completely unaware of out presence. He asked me to talk to them to which I said it was too loud and they weren't even aware we were there. At this point he decided he would take it upon himself to talk to them and promptly tapped the HB9 on the shoulder from behind. She seemed confused and uninterested, after a feeble attempt to communicate next to a pair of huge speakers she turned back around. A minute later he got out his phone and wrote into it something along the lines of "Hey how are you", the sort of thing no girl would answer on the dance-floor regardless of volume. He once again tapped her on the shoulder and she turned round seeming quite annoyed, he showed it to her anyway. She gave us both a weird look and turned around once again, at this point I decided to lean again a barrier nearby and disassociate myself with him. About 20 seconds later he decided not to give up and promptly showed the exact same message on his phone to the HB7 who was very much aware of him having done it before. At this point the girls looked over at me and I just face-palmed and walked off.

That's one of many I can tell, if you found it funny or interesting Ill post more.