Doug was the stereotypical AMOG. The epitome of a douchebag, jock, alpha male. He was not a good looking guy, but he was tall and bulky, almost chubby. He had huge overpowering horse teeth that always made him look like he was smiling simply because he couldn't close his lips over them. He was not a bright fellow, and was a lousy drunk, having been arrested for alcohol related brawling at age 21.

It was ten years ago and I started working at a new restaurant with a friend. Basically, my buddy was the alpha of our group and Doug was the alpha of his. We made fun of them behind their backs and I'm sure they did the same to us. We excluded Doug from our large social circle and eventually he moved away for the summer. We partied for a few months never thinking about him again. At the end of the summer he came back, and somehow ended up at one of our parties one night. Since he'd been gone so long, we tolerated him being there, though he wasn't invited. We pretty much ignored him and he got the impression it was time to leave. Knowing he'd never be invited back, in true douchebag AMOG form, he peeled out in his hillbilly pickup truck with dualies in a grassy portion of our apartment complex and did a donut in the grass leaving tiremarks and tearing shit up and making a bunch of noise late at night. I didn't even see it or hear it when it happened because I was in the other room ignoring his presence and his subsequent exit. But that was basically his way of doing one last AMOG move since he knew we'd never have anything to do with him again. A true AMOG was Doug.

So, tell your story about your "Doug", the one quintessential AMOG in your life, past or present.

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Back then there was this "Doug" in my high school (yes, a couple years ago). Biggest douche I've ever seen in my life, but to his fellow hyenas and some retarded girls he was king. In real world, this guy was a bully and I, a learning pua became a victim along with many others to his insults.
A couple of months ago, I happened to come across him at a social meet. At this point in time I'm proud to say I am indeed a PUA, have an hb9 gf, and am a genuinely nice person. Before all this, beginning of college I was learning how to roast on people based on looks or whatever, simply for the fun of it and only for laughs all around.

Hehe, so i see him, he sees me and decides to approach. I give him a chance but of course the boy has not changed.
DB: omg, wtf happened to you? You used to look like shit. *slaps me on the chest
Me: it's called being sexy, you've probably never felt such a thing .
DB: ahaha wtf bitch, you got something to say? *trying to get tough (lol)
Me: easy Paul Bunyan (he's like super short, i had late growth)
At this point his hyenas and fellow hoodrat followers get closer to listen in.
Me: Relax oompa loompa, everybody here already knows your cool ;P *patted his shoulder
Everyone laughed at him at this point.
And thats it, he couldn't say anything anymore cus he'd look like even more of a chode than he already was. Poor "Doug", looked like he was gunna cry as he left.

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That's awesome. Yea, I bet my Doug is bald, in his early 30s, and midway through an out of control lifelong alcohol addiction. I'm sure he's got a couple kids that he struggles to suppport with his itinerant construction jobs, and a baby momma who was probably hot back when J-Lo and P-Diddy were together, but not so much now. I wish I remembered his last name so I could look him up on Facebook.

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Lol!
Seriously made me laugh .
Yes, it seems karma catches up on everyone. And I know a couple of people exactly the way you described there ha.

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My "Doug" at school was a guy called Evans must have been 6'3" and 16 stone easy against us scrawny 13 year olds he was a hulk of a kid and used his size to intimidate the rest of the year. One of his most annoying habits was whenever a kid was with his GF he used to ask questions like "does she take it up the ass?" and "does he cum on your face?" so everyone could hear. But the moment which will be etched into my mind is his other liking for walking backwards and expecting everyone to get out the way. Imagine this: City centre with over a 100 kids from school hanging around the park at lunchtime. Evans decides to take control of a game of volleyball over some soccer goal posts. He walks backwards ball in hand pushing a load of year one's out the way...trips...and falls into the biggest pile of watery dogshit I have ever seen in my life! (Must have been a Great Dane or something) A hundred kids go silent in an instant, you could have heard a pindrop then everybody bursts out laughing in hysterics some of the kids are rolling about on the grass red in the face and even some builders working nearby join in as he's slipping all over the shop in even more dogshit. For the rest of my time at school everytime his name was mentioned everyone used to do an exaggerated holding of the nose and apparantly it lasted till he was in his mid 20's.