I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was. Feeling a bit let down I got up to go the toilet, and by the time I got back, she had left.

Later on my mate passed me a piece of paper and said, "Oh... I forgot. That lass at the bar asked me to give you this." On it she'd written, "I saw you looking at me earlier.. Why don't you get in touch sometime," followed by her phone number.

The most amazing thing was that she had signed the note, "from Horseface."

I couldn't help but admire how she'd come to terms with the way she looked in such a self-deprecating and humorous way, so I decided to text her and ask for a date.

"Hi Horseface," I wrote, "I'd love to meet up sometime. Next Tuesday OK?"

I'd just fired off the text when my mate saw what I was doing and said, "You're not actually replying to that are you? Fucking hell, Dave! I only wrote Horseface on the bottom so you'd know it was that fucking ugly one!"

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If this is true - and you can STILL close her... you're the fucking man!




If it's not true.... kiss my ass, you had me going!

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I don't know how to reply to this, but I am going to follow it to see how it turns out!

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This isn't the first trick you've played on us in the lounge...hmm...still made me lol.

Funny but I call bullshits

haha if this is true then it's pretty hilarious, I doubt she'll reply but if you ever see her again she'll either attack you or try n hump you where you stand

i am laughing my ass off! +10

[quote=""The Gift""]I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was. Feeling a bit let down I got up to go the toilet, and by the time I got back, she had left.

Later on my mate passed me a piece of paper and said, "Oh... I forgot. That lass at the bar asked me to give you this." On it she'd written, "I saw you looking at me earlier.. Why don't you get in touch sometime," followed by her phone number.

The most amazing thing was that she had signed the note, "from Horseface."

I couldn't help but admire how she'd come to terms with the way she looked in such a self-deprecating and humorous way, so I decided to text her and ask for a date.

"Hi Horseface," I wrote, "I'd love to meet up sometime. Next Tuesday OK?"

I'd just fired off the text when my mate saw what I was doing and said, "You're not actually replying to that are you? Fucking hell, Dave! I only wrote Horseface on the bottom so you'd know it was that fucking ugly one!"[/quote]


wholly shit i am gonna steal this story... and use it! i already texted it to a bar tender...

Story texted change dave for skills
Bartender: Aww not nice 3:30 PM
Bartender: Oye I want to see u!!!! 3:31 PM
Me: go on your cell phone and look at my ugly pictures 3:31 PM
Bartender: Nop 3:32 PM

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Brool story, co

Ha ha! You're right, not real. But I thought I had to share it. I'll be sure to play this kind of trick on a friend if I'm ever in a similar situation!

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very good story, you certainly had me going

Woww Thats hilarious. What was her response

it was a joke

What was the point in this thread?

LOL I almost believed that, nice stuff