"I love you"

Yeah it wouldn't be that bad, but I only said it to get here to think i was sweet (so totally AFC)

Or maybe 4 years ago...

her: Whay are you dumping me?

Me: You have warts in your nose.

her Well at least I don't have fish lips....

The name fish lips has never gone away. Neither has her warts.

ok i was a shy guy...but im overcomming it now...but there was this hb8 on my myspace fucking insanly hott i hit on here for a few months but never could get her to meet up for a drink..i was lost for ideals..one day the neighbors gf needed a ride home from work so i said i would come get her.now i failed to mention that this hb8 worked at the same place..i tottally forgot this....so i got in there and my neighbor said it would be a few she had somethings to finish up..i was cool with that...so i told her about the girl and she said she was working today..i was like o yea ima gonna mac on this chic...well i seen her walk by the office i was in...so i started to think of what i was gonna say..so i had this routine in my head of what i was gonna do..so my neighbor was ready and so was i ..we walked down to wear she was and there she sat in a nurses scrub all tanned up looking so fine..so her i went it goes like this

me hey

her can i help you?

me you dont member me do you?

her no

me im on your myspace

her oh yea how are you doing (staring me down with them sexy eyes)

me ahhhh good

her ok

me deer in the head light look....well i just wanted to tell you i was on your myspace....

her with a look of wtf was that about???

me walking off like a complete weirdo..


so when i got home i was so pissed at my self for freezing up so i got online and messaged her asap..i told her i froze up and that i had this big ole bit i was going to say to her...and when she looked at me i froze..said i was sorry then that night she responded by saying omg you crack me up thats so adorable i made you feel like that im flattered....nothing ever happend with that hb cus i blew it but i think its pretty funny

i was doing some work with my female friends(we were silent that time), just curious, i throw a compliment to one of my hot female friend

"hey, you are very sexy girl..." and then all of them were like telling me at the same time"hey,(my name) you are a pervert" except for that girl,

haha

nothing bad happened though but all of them had this funny face towards me...

Ok, now my turn to tell my story...

In HS there was this HB8 (who my family had known for years)

I had been gaming her, all I wanted is one thing, that's all... So we start talkin dirty, we both get into it... Then she asked me if I wanted to be her BF...

HB8: "Do you want to be my BF?"
Me: "I don't know, my mom thinks your a hoe"

lol I was sooooooo stupid... yeah, I didn't get any more... Stupid HS memories... I regret it to this day... whatevers, the chick I'm boning now is a HB10+ lol

First night of schoolies my friends and I had a few drinks and went for a late night walk. On our way back through a park we see a group of girls coming towards us. In my drunken state I thought it would fun to go over and say hello. With a sleazy tone and big grin that I will never be able to replicate I waved and said "HI girls!". I thought I'd go over to them. Pity there was a fence in the way. I attempted to jump it, fell and landed badly. they laughed awkwardly and left. We didn't see another teenage girl all week and I broke my wrist in the process.

will you be my girlfriend?

"I love you"

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I have to add something a friend of mine said... No, honestly - a friend! We walked her and a friend home.

"If you need to get directions back you can come and look at a map at my house"
"It's okay - I know the way. High five!"

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I'm a winner - I am going to win.

Well this isn't something I said, so much as what I almost did.

I was hanging out with my current girlfriend at this fair we had. My ex-girlfriend was coming a little later in the night to hang out with us. Finally, I see my ex walking towards us. Not thinking, I get back into my old mind set of dating her and I start walking towards her. I put my arms out as if I was going to put them on each side of her head and give her a kiss. About halfway to my ex I realize what I'm doing and I put my hands on my head. I then quickly turn around and give my current girlfriend a passionate kiss in a similar fashion. Luckily my current girlfriend didn't see what I almost did.

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Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears.

lmao this one time about 4 years ago, i was at this event. i was sitting there minding my own business and this girl asked, "hey, is the seat next to you taken?" I was like, "yeah, sorry." one of my girl friends said that girl wanted to talk to me LOL. I thought she was asking if she wanted that chair. hahahaha -_- afc to the max.

Alright one night when I was 16 and really drunk I told this girl who had been my friend for quite some time.

"Well your really not that good looking but id F you because your my friend"

The best part is I totally thought that was going to work for me at the time. The more I drink the less I care and thats not always a good thing.

Nothing because I'm still to shy.

"You suck..."
I can't believe i actually said that to a russian model who tried to hit on me

Back when i was in 8th grade, 2 girls were fighting over me, and i was SO excited, no girl had ever liked me haha, and we were walking together and i put my arms around both of them and said
Me: Hey, i was thinking, all 3 of us should go out, it'll be fun!
Them: (simutaniosly) evil glare, and stormed off.

Haha it was pretty funny i ended up going out with one, but come to think of it they were both like 4's hahaha

Hahahaha.. farted and laughed.. why would you laugh?
I was laughing for 5 minutes when I read your post.

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