After 4 pages of stuff, I think I've got something new to add.

I was dating a HB9 when I was 18, and a HB7 was coming on to me at a party (where my girlfriend was not present). After a few drinks, she was straddling me with her top off and kissing me and I said to her, "LJBF".

I'm still kicking myself for it many years later.

First time I was hooking up with this girl, I found out she was on her rag. So she just gives me attention and her cat starts junmping all over us and trying to play.... I naturally respond with "not the pussy i planned on playing with tonight"

She just laughed and kept going lol

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I was talking to a girl that is my friend, fat and she likes me.


So im talking about PU and she says it will never work blah blah, and after we get into a arguement about it becuase shes being a rude bitch i just yell

LOOK KELSIE YOUR FAT, IT WONT WORK FOR YOU BECUASE YOU DONT THINK LIKE NORMAL GIRLS! and i walked off.


She still tries to run me over when she sees me.

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i was drunk and horny and i said this
'hey i only came over to talk to u so u can blow me later'
i didnt get slaped which is crazy as all shit. that was a while ago and her response and her friends responses was priceless. the wtf look is gold.

"I think we should start dating."

Yeah...I got shot down hard, but hey, I came out better in that situation.

While at school, I was seeing this girl and we were doing the dirty talking thing.

She said she wanted me to go down on her and asked what I thought she'd taste like to which I replied: Fish!

I never did get to find out how she tasted

Lol! OMG I gotta give you props for just having the balls to say that. That's one out of three billion chicks who'll never have sex with you, but it's probably worth it just to see the expression on her face.

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Me: BOOO!!!
Her: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Oh so it was good for you too eh?

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Ex-girlfriend: i just don't think this relationship is going to work anymore

me (outraged and hurt): why not?

Ex: " I just don't want to be your girlfriend anymore. LJBF"

me (quiet for a few seconds, in my AFC days I would lash out when i was hurt):
"Well i guess there is one thing positive about this."

ex: what's that?

Me: Now I don't feel so bad about fucking Lauren. (Her good friend, who is an HB8)

Needless to say, we weren't friends afterwards.

haha there are some funny ones...well here goes mine......freshmen year right? riding the bus back from school I said something to piss this sophmore off so she looks directly at me and...
her: Can your dick touch your ass? (intending to follow up with "then go fuck yourself" knowing what guys would say)
ME: *ponder for 2 seconds* nope! But it sure as hell can touch yours!

oops....not good hahahaa but I still laugh

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Do you believe in miracles!??!?! YES!

I was at a club with one of my best friends and this girl walked in wearing a reveling get up which could only be described as a "fuck-suit". So I walked over and said (Keep in mind this was before I was into pick-up), "Damn girl, how bout' we go somewhere and get our freak on?" To which she replied, "Just because I'm dressed like this, it doesn't make me easy or a hoe! And right on cue, I said "Well if you're not easy or a hoe, you should go change, because you're confusing the hell out of me and about thirty other guys in here by wearing a hoe's uniform!" Needless to say, I didn"t get my freak on with her that night!

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Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!

Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!

Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!

my worst line happened at the beginning of semester one year. I have a great view of campus, and I great really amazing sunsets, and one day I tried to use that as an opener on two hbs at a party. Only problem was I was completely plastered and just tried to freestyle it, and came out completely nonsensical. Before I was even able to finish they looked at each other and said "That was worst pickup line I ever heard." Completely destroyed my ego and my night. Needless to say, I drank even more!

I was 18 and in CCollege. Talking to a hot asian girl. I was telling her about me being a tutor. I was making her laugh for some reason. She was into me (I can tell now).

As she's leaving:

Her:"Maybe you should tutor me sometime."
Me:"Do you need help with english or math?"

her smile vanished and I never spoke to her again. Virgin till 21. lol.

I once told my gf at the time "i love you" while i was effin her

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AHAHA

Me...... It'd have to be back a couple of years ago. School cafeteria. the popular girls table (all HB 7-10's) that know they're hot. I had a major crush on a couple of them named Lindsay and Michelle.

So I approach the table of 8 girls. Shoulder lumped in, head down slightly, and quietly to the girl sitting next to Lindsay, "Hey... um.. I really like Lindsay. Can you ask her out for me right now?"

She smirks and says yeah okay. So here I am standing looking really shy. I see them talk to each other.

When I hear Lindsay say.. Him?? Haha, that's cute.
I come in their little talk with, "Yeah, I was going to ask out Michelle but she seemed less needy."

And boom I go. (:

me - 'that sweater makes you look like a tranny'
her - 'what is that like that game thing?'
me - 'umm...no...I ...er...' *slowly backing away*