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Hey man, ignore those monkeys trying to jump on your tail.
Do you have any FR's/LR's lying around? I'm curious how you go about this whole thing.
I don't have and Field reports/lay reports on this site yet. I am actually waiting to do a couple of live reports with someone from the site, that lives in my area. There is a lot of doubters, so I figure the best way to silence the critics is with an actual witness.
I can however tell you some of my past experiences. Do you have any particular situations you may be curious about?
I want to see a lay report! can you please write one or 2 up from a recent encounter?
from meeting a girl to getting her in bed. what you did, what happened, etc.
cheers!
Ok I am gonna tell you "semi recent" encounter, it's much more interesting then my last few anyways.
I have never done a field report before, i l don't feel like looking them up on here so if there is a certain format you are expecting. or a word for word dialogue, well you are reaching! But i'll try to explain it exactly how it went down.
It's an interesting story. It actually has a lesson that I already fucking knew but still missed. (must be slipping in my old age)
Ok back drop:
Continuing education class for Registered massage therapist, I am in the class with 16 women and two dudes. I am immediately scanning the room, 5/16 completely bang-able 7-10.
My rating maybe different then yours, but a perfect hot body is pretty much a 9-10 for me as well. ( After all even if she is a butter face, it's gonna be buried in a pillow or a wall, all i will be seeing is that perfect ass. lol) Anyways, In this case it doesn't matter cuz this girl was hot all around.
5' 6" 120-130 c-34( for sure) Perfect Ass, firm body, great smile. Strawberry blond. Little bit of freckles but in the right places. 29 yrs old.
I am sitting across the room from her, both in the front row on both ends with 8 people in between us.
First class was brutal, I barely made eye contact with her. We were all in and out, no extra hanging out.
Second dayI get there before she does, I sit directly behind the seat she had prior. She walks in looking even better, in fact a few of them did. I just attributed that to my sexual presence but who knows it could of just been a chick thing.
Anyways, she sits there, but doesn't turn around at all except to hand a sign up sheet, I see her name signed before mine as she passes it and I say hello char lene, (she smiles, we make eye contact) I say I am SA. She say's hello SA. and turns around( interestingly enough, i observed her body language change ever so slightly. like 3-10 degree's. Class just ended. Still haven't had a convo with her. She's about to leave, i call her name, i then proceed to tell her I will be missing the next class and was wondering if I could get her to email me the notes. I offer her my email and my facebook. she say's shell just add me to fb. Next day, she didn't add me. I skipped the class, but decided to add her first.( I remembered her last name from from the sign up sheet) She accepted later that day.
I had already poked her. she returned the poke. She is in class, I send her another poke( 2 hrs later). She pokes me back, when class ends.
Then I get a message from her, saying!
Her: Are you going to talk to me or just continue poking me?
Me:What about the "3 poke rule" Haha! How was class? I am sure I didn't miss much
Her: no it was the same stuff, there wasn't even really any new notes.
Me: Ok cool, thanks for being a helpful classmate. with a great smile.
Her: awww! you're sweet.
Me: I try, but I am also french so, it's not all sweet.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: hehe
Her: haha! what?
Me: I am french, we are known to be a little naughty
. lol.
Her: Oh really?
Me: haha!
(45 second pause)
Her: you're silly, How do you like the class so far? ( only 2 days left)
Me: The only thing good about that class is seeing you, you're smoking hot. I just wish i could see that pretty smile of yours more but you never turn around.
Her: Awww.!
Me: it's quite alright! Please don't take any offense, but you have a perfect ass.
Her: WHAT? really?
Me: yup, it's perfect, I mean! from what I have seen ( cough) hahaha!
Me: Do you jog or work out? You have great legs as well.
Her: I try
Me: Me likey! You are extremely hot yet very cool, It's my pleasure to meet you
Her: you're not so bad yourself.
Me: would you say I was the hottest guy in the class, lol! ( both other guys were horribly odd looking)
Her: GAWD yes. lol , You're funny.
Me: you forgot sexy! :p
Her: ya I guess you're kinda sexy
Me: kinda? tsss! pfffff-tsss. lol
Her: lol.
Me: ok who do you think is sexier? me or you?
Her: me
Me: you're right, lol
Her: hahaha!
Me: But I bet you I am more sexual
Her: You're probably right, Mr. Frenchman.
Me: Ok be honest with me, out of 1-10, how would you rate your sexuality.
Her: 11
Me :O yeah right!
Her: lol, when I wanna be.
Me : What are you doing to me, you can't say that to a frenchman. Don't you know how my mind works? Now I am going to be fantasizing about you....lol
Her: I like fantasies.
Me: OMG you're such a tease.
Her: haha!
Me: Are you kidding me about the 11/?
Her: nope!
Me: ok fine, Can I ask you a personal question
Her: ok
Me: Do you like to give head?
Her: I love it!
Me :O omg Now this is freaking me out, I am obsessed with head.
Her: all guys are
Me: swallow?
Her: yup
Me: you are too good to be true
Me: do you know about the corkscrew technique?
Her: that's what my ex boyfriend said.
Me: hahaha. about the corkscrew technique?
Her: LOL no silly that I was too good to be true. but yes I do know the technique.
Me: lol. Ok fine, I want to test your claim of naughtiness. Do you know where the SPAM rooms are to the right of the lunch room.
Her: I think so
Me: Ok I dare you to meet in there during or 30 min break tmmorow
Her: hmmmmm I dunno.
Her what would happen there?
Me: Well it's already happened in my mind.
Her: really? lol.
Me: would you like to hear it?
Her: sure
Me: ok well, I am already in the room, as I leave about 5 minutes early. I am in the last one from the lunch room. I leave the door open have have the lights off. You walk in and lock the door behind. you. Without even saying a word, you kiss me, then push me onto the massage table, then proceed to give me head, you then keep going, trying to be quiet but getting excited. I then bust my load, you swallow it completely. and then turn around and leave the room. Without saying a word.
( a long pause, felt like forever but was just her reading it)
Her: Deal!
Me: Yeah right! That would be sooo hot!
Her: I agree
Me: what do you find hot about it?
Her: ummm all of it, but mostly, the thrill of getting caught
Me: you want to get caught?
Her: no, but i like the risk.
Me: That's so hot.
Her: Ok well I gonna do some errands then hit the gym, Ttyl k.
Me: Ok, I will be thinking about tommorow.
Her: Me too
Me: Here's my digit's text me so I have yours.
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Phone text.
Me:(12am) Omg I can't sleep, lol.
Her: ( 7am) Hope you got some sleep. See you at school.
Me: ( 8am) I didn't sleep well, but I was smiling.
Her: haha!
Me: I'll see you in class, don't forget to follow me lead.
Her: see you in class.
Lunch break comes, I go into the room, like 7 mins early. I wait in the room. what seems to be like forever but was only 12 minutes. I text her, ask her where is she. she replies, be there in 2.
Two minutes pass. She walks in. locks the door and crosses her arms. I stand there, in the dark but we can see each, silo's. She comes closer, i grab her hips, her arms are still crossed but I kiss her immediately. passionately, for about 10 seconds, i then sit back on the table, and undo my pants. and pull myself out.
She grabs it, i feel her c-34's with one hand feel her wet pussy over her lulu lemon pants.
She begins, she makes me cum in like 4 minutes, it was that good!. I literally had an orgasm( not just busting a load) She swallow it, takes a drink of her water bottle then leaves, peaking out the door before she goes.
I immediately text her, : that was so fucking hot. she replies: I know
We don't even acknowledge each other in class after break.
Class ends, I text her, that was so fucking hot, you are amazing. I need to return the favor, you should come to my house, sometime soon. her: Yeah for sure.
We don't talk the rest of that night. See her in class, she is a little more friendly, talking to me, but completely casual.
It's the last day of class, and a friday. we both are pretty busy. she lives 50 mins away, I am in town. She texts me later that night. We had not made any plans to hang out, but she was in town and wanted to take me up on my offer to hang out ( sex) My place was a mess and I was not expecting her and plain too lazy to clean. I figured she was good to go, I could just do her soon. I politely decline, (I know she is taking other classes that will have her down a lot more) She say's: Wow that has never happened to me before, being rejected I reply: I am not rejecting you, I really have another obligation. I apologize and promise to make it up to her. Day's pass, the text's grew few, I text her, she say's she's been busy, it slowly fads away.
I never got the chance to fuck her again. She was yummy and totally turned me on I still fantasize about fucking her. lol.
Lesson: Always strike while the fire is hot! Women can flip any moment.
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