Middle school, wayyy before PUA.
HB8, never talked to her before in my life
Me: Hiiiii.
Her: Hey.
Me: How are you?
Her: I'm fine.
Me: Fuck the hell you are.
Her: (wtf??) FUCK OFF!

hahahahaha.

OK, this one reallly sucked for me b/c the girl was an HB9. This was only a few months ago, ive learned my lesson.

Ok, im on aim talking to the hb9 and my friend, and im trying to convince him to be a PUA. The hb9 is ann innocent type.

Me to friend: "Im going to this boy-girl sleepover and theres this really hot girl"
Friend to me: Whats she look like?
Me to him: Hold on ill get her myspace link.
*Her AIM message box pops up i dont notice-b/c my sound is muted
Her to me: Hey
Me To her: *link* She is soo hot, and im going to fu*k her.


Yea, i think ive shot down my chances with her, she hasnt spoken to me since.

Pre-game, I told a girl that I was clicking with pretty good that I was falling in love with her, in front of two of her friends, who both knew she had a boyfriend. Whooo... It makes me all butterfly-nervous even thinking about it.

Bah. Pre-game Kris was a dumbass.

I gave a girl a note once that was pretty emo/i'mdepressive/Ihaveacrushonyou, and I ended up in the councilor's office. I hated that guy. He was the biggest jock on the faculty, and he forced me to talk to her about it. I broke down crying I was so fucking embarrassed. When I fuck up, it tends to be of the less-than-funny variety. I go for epic. ^_^

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I think the worst mistake I've made was telling my one-itis that I was in love with her and thought about her all the time. It's so funny looking back at the things we did before we understood women!! I can't believe I actually thought telling her I'd do anything for her would make her love me....What a loser...!!

..on a school trip into some countryside type area or other I kino escalated a HB7 and eventually gave her a piggy back. I then said, can you press your boobs into my back so I can feel them...

Brilliant!


I've also done the "how much do you like me?" AFC line

and quite recently told my one-itis "I think we are soul mates".

Still learning....

Next!

Dude every guy here can say the same.

One of mine, that I was able to recover from was introducing HB7 to a girl that was the mistress of the fetish shows I used to go to for a while. I gamed her, n-closed and never really wanted D2. For me she was the HB10 on that stage and I knew that once I got to know her and found out about her flaws I wouldn't like her anymore. So I kept her in my fantasy girl file and maybe even enjoyed getting a little nervous around her.

So I go to a concert with this girl, one of our first couple of dates, and bring her over to the fetish show group to introduce her to them, and DHV myself by that.

Me: Rayvnn, meet my date, Brittany. Brittany, meet Rayvnn.
Date: Umm, babe, my name is Brandy...

Everyone's jaw drops, with "oh man, he's dead" expressio

Me: (without missing a beat), oh, so if you're Brandy, where the fuck did I leave Brittany (my ex. but she didn't know that), and is oral gonna fix this?

Everyone's jaw drops, with "did he just pull that off" expression

Date: I have no idea where the fuck you left Brittany, and yes, oral will fix anything

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that is SLICK!

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It wasn't too slick bursting out in laughter when she invited me to her birthday dinner to meet her parents a couple of weeks after that.

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Then i was 16 And wasent a PUA yet

Me and my girlfriend (in a agument)

GF: I dont care about you anymore
Me: YEs you do! i know you do!
GF: No idont i want you tol eave me alone
Me: (crying) But i love you
GF: I dont care
Me: im kill myself since you dont love me!

MAN I WAS A TOTAL FUCKING AFC!!!!! thats probally why i love mind control now b/c i would never want to experiance that again!

I went to a friends party and they are older and had a lot of booze there, and they persuaded me to keep drinking and my drink got spiked, well long story short i got VERY drunk, and i started talking to this HB6 who goes to my school so i said pretty confidently:

me: You know your a lot hotter than i thought
her: No im not! (blushing)
me: no, your really not!

I woke up in the morning with a black eye...

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you remind me of my dog

I don't know if this fits the category but:

My buddy and I started drinking around 11am. After having bunch of beers back to back we went to a music festival and of course headed straight for the bar.

Two full figured ladies open me with "hey don't you work with us at (my company)".

sLICK: Why yes, I do. But here, talk to my buddy Ivan, he fucks fat chicks!

The look on everyones faces was priceless. And I was next in line to get my beer and quickly my infantile attention shifted quickly.

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okay when i was in high school way before i knew anything about PU, I was winging my friend so to speak while he got layed, I was really trying to get with the girl I was occupying in a bed room.
the first dumb thing i said was "do you wanna make out"
she said "no lets talk"
then later i said "Its been almost a year since I have had sex" trying to get a Mersey fuck out of her
she said "go downtown and get a hooker" hahahaha

I remember that night for some reason, if I had known about PU then I would gotten laid for sure

Ok so it all starts off in the middle of carnival in london, i was around 17 when my older brother introduced me to one of his HB8 friends who was 21 and apparently thought i was hot.
at the start i was gaming her but i continued to drink like a salior, i started to loose all hope ofgetting anywhere, and apparently not more than a few minuets before a i passed out (note that when talking to her she was around 3inches away from my face, due to a combination of poor vision and drunken antics)
HB: yeah i dont really like football
ME: yeah me neither.... so what do you like?
HB: i like watersports
ME: (shouting at this point) yeah! its not about football at all its about the jetski's!!

At this very moment she got up and walked away, when i turned round to see what was going on i saw my brother and around 4 of his friends pointing and laughing at me. Needless to say he has never let me live that one down

I've done that too and I agree completely.

Here's something that happened to me last night. I was at the local Chilis sitting at the bar being sociable with a few guys and the cute bartender. I noticed the bartender always had a smile on her face and said:

Me: (in a joking voice with a smile) "Look at you always smiling. I bet you're on Xanax."
AMOG at the bar: "I can't believe you just said that to her."
Bartender: *gets teary eyed and uncomfortable*

Turns out her father passed away 2 years ago and she needed Xanax to get through the tough times. She obviously was not over it as if she was that line would not have offended her. With that one comment I instantly made everyone at the bar feel awkward.

I add Medications to the ban list.

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A chronicle of my reformation from AFC to PUA: http://simpua.livejournal.com/