Well I asked her out.
Me txt: Hey HB7 what's plan for tomor? if you're keen to come down to North Bondi for swim and sun bake let me know - no work convo - just chilln in the sun
Her: Hey< my name>
that's great idea! I am visiting a friend in <Suburb> at 12. If you are still around 2:30, I will drop by
So I get a call, we meet up, lie on the sand but she didn't stripped down to her bathing suit. Was PO'd about this, half the chicks on the beach were sunbaking topless! Yet I digress.
After a bit of banta and some IOI's somehow we got onto the topic of Fridges so I went through an Anti-Joke
Code:
There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop ten out, how many are left?
490.
There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.
There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that?
The deer is in the fridge.
A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it?
She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party.
She dies anyways. Why?
She gets hit in the head with the ten bricks.
More IOI's as I delivered this naturally and she found it funny and THEN
I say "Lets go for a swim."
HB: "I dont know how to swim!"
---
Who on earth responds: "Beach is a great idea" who doesn't know how to swim?!?!
This is almost as bad as the deaf girl I blind dated or the all time classic date.. ages after going to the beach with this chick I'd met online, then going back to her house where she got a phone call (obviously from a guy), next day after telling a mate about the date and confirming some details first name/suburb/car type, my mate said "thats was the flexible chick I banged in the pub carpark two weeks ago!"
Why does this shit always happen to me!
CHAT