LOL. The title alone makes me giggle. This post is a series of thoughts that I wanted to share. Hoggin' refers to porking fat girls. Whalin' is essentially the same concept except the object is to be a blubber lover as opposed to makin' bacon. My mission in life is to chase chubbies (and skinny girls) with MY chubby. I should start off by saying a joke I heard years ago that changed my mindset on voluptuous girls FOREVER:
What is the difference between a fat chick and a moped? ........ They are both fun to ride until your friends catch you on one!
If your friends are too judgemental to let you fuck Lil Miss Piggy, then fuck em. They are not your true friends unless they LET you take one for the team. One of the main differences I find between skinny girls and voluptuous cuties is that I can POUND the slut out of girls with a layer of baby fat, whereas skinny girls I have to be a lil more gentle cuz their damn hip bones hurt my hip bones as we grind.
Another advantage of phat girls is that they usually have tits that are D/DD+ cup size. Proof that God hates us is seeing a chubby girl with like B cup tits. Most skinny girls just do not have the giant bouncy boobs that I like. To quote Eminem a bit he likes to be "schemin' on the chick with the hugest boobs..."
Very rarely do you see a skinny girl reach the DD range without some silicone enhancement she most likely paid for with her daddy's inheritance. Now that we got into some of the mindset why I like voluptuous girls, I'd like to talk about other advantages...
One time I was down in Monterey (true story) with the CSF group when I was around 16-17. That's the California Scholastic Federation. We saw this guy in a wheelchair near the beach. On his rolling chair, was a sign that said, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted" in bold letters. A group of us guys were talking to him and he gave me some sagely advice. He showed us a picture of his wife, whom was posed seductively and turned sideways with most of her clothes off. Then he proceeded to tell us:
"You need to get yourself a BIG fat woman....
(I was very puzzled)
Why? Because... She'll give you
warmth in the Winter,
shade in the Summer, and you get her all tattooed and jiggling around and you get
motion picture." he said.
This was quite hilarious, yet profound. Later that night, I found myself in a hot tub of cute/intelligent girls my age... just me, the girls, and the chaperon/bus driver. Long story short, my perspective on voluptuous girls was changed forever.
Plus sized models are highly attractive to me. I love BBW women too. That's Big Beautiful Women for those new to that acronym. If you are really into chubbies, you can Super Size that order as well and get yourself a SSBBW. That's usually WAY too much woman for me though, which reminds me of a popular AC/DC song, "Whole Lotta Rosie" which talks about a gal "You're a whole lotta woman!"
http://youtu.be/myT3HdR48HI Quagmire from Family Guy hits on a girl...
Another song about phat girls is Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I like big butts..." song for you guys that are more rap oriented. I bet you are wondering just how big is too big. The following sentences are not intended for haters:
*HBSumo - a lovable Asian gal that I made love to several times. She was a big girl but let shared me with some of her smaller Asian girl friends. Yum.
*HBSugarMama (BBW) - African American plus size internet model. She let me photograph her and then let me put it anywhere I wanted. Then she made me a sandwich on top of that!
*HBFCups (BBW) - a slightly chubby girl with HUGE F cup (DDD) tits.
*HBKinkySkates (BBW) - a roller girl that I fell in lust with that was a blocker for her roller derby team. We hooked up New Years Eve a few years ago.
HBBlondie (BBW)- Tightest pussy ever. I stuck my cock in her and creamed after like 10 pumps. Then we fucked the rest of the night and morning.
(See my BBW LRs)
Anyways, I have learned over the years that it's ok to fuck big girls. In fact, it is fucking fun in my opinion. Can you think of any BBWs that you would fuck? Celebs, schoolmates, co-workers, acquaintances, etc. Remember, a lot of chubby gals suck dick like they eat hot dogs...
This post is mainly full of jokes, jest, humor, and true stories. I am in no way trying to convert you to this way of life. I love skinny girls too. Just remember though, when Winter gets cold and Summer gets hot, and/or you are bored of TV:
Warmth
Shade
Motion Picture
Best of "luck",
Chicoman
CHAT