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 Post subject: PUA RAP BATTLE
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:02 am 
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TheGreatTailz
theres no such thing as a mini you. less u dont wrap your jimmi in the city of sex. lean mean green money makin machines servin fiends. zalewski's bangin 9's and 10's in his dreams. he weens, he schemes, hes tryin 2 bang teens, hes tryin 2 stack up 2 ben as it seems! but it just aint happenin, hes crack-a-lackin, these hoes aint on em, yea they dont want him. Hes blowing chunks on the scene, hes blowin his lines cuz he knows he cant live up to these rhymes! hes jackin and all whackin smackin but not tappin! Hes laffin right now in spite of his own rap! But he knows its all over, hes tappin da mat, hes in disarray when his world turns grey! At the end of the day, be it as it may, one will stand and the other will lay! And I'll stand up and rise above the bought! Raise up my hands and shout! THATS IT, ITS OVER, HES OUT! peace .

Genuine
Oh My God its lil Ben thinkin he got game... too bad its sad and lame... tryin to front his mic skills... he thinks hes it... but cryin dat girls treatin him like shit... come on pony boy whatchu got... when you facin the Beast its not a lot... Come on son you know you dont want none... all tryin to learn pua but alls you be doin is chasin dem away... dont try to compete with me it aint gonna work in your favor.... cause noone is tryin to taste your flavor... you know your shits whack... suprised more girls havent kicked you in da sack... Sara may be a whore but if you keep your shit goin noone better gonna be knockin on your door... I know the truth hurts Ben.... but it gotta be told now and then... I try to teach ya a lesson so you can be straight... but goes in one ear and out the gate. I told u pretty boy you could get fine ass.. if ud just get offline and learn some class... girls dont like bein called cunt and slut.how do you ever expect to get outa your rut. Im done for now alls I gotz ta say is ciao..

TheGreatTailz
oh wow? is that all? oh what u think u got it now? step back into reality, there goes your sanity, you think wit the wrong head, is it vanity? You step up 2 da plate thinkin you all great but it aint up for debate. You think I aint got game, and thats lame for heavens sake im sane. But wait! I got a date! Im not done, not by a longshot i might get knocked down but then im up for another round! Take your best swing when you enter da ring, Ill devour you, ill put you down and out and at the end of the bought ill take a ring girl home to your place, then we'll make out. Then we'll send ya flowers to the hospital where doctors try to revive your heart, we'll autograph your card and sign your cast then head on back to your place for a beer blast. Grab your girl take her for a whirl, ill drink your liquor, as i lick her, throw darts at your picture. But dont worry you wont miss a thing, ill video tape it all and post it all on your wall and put it on youtube and then ill call, and say "dont feel bad cuz i know how ya feel. Later chump. Its been real" .

Genuine
Bennie Boy Bennie Boy poor lil Punk, You really think yer gonna get outa your funk? So yer tellin you are sane.. Son I'll tell you that attempt is in vain.. Everyone knows you a lil crazy.. creepin online tellin girls yer amazin..
Silly Boy cryin to me cant get better than a 6 or 7.. I'll tell you. its cause yer a fuckin Lemon.. Action Jackson talkin all tough.. One slap in da face and it'd be Enough.. Devour me please it aint gonna be easy.. I'll rip off yer arms and beat ya with them till yer weak and weezy.. Im a Beast Thug Rocka.. You wouldnt survive if I had to sock ya.. One hit to the liver.. the sound so shocking it would make the whole crowd shiver.. The only ring girl u can swing a chance would be sittin playin a fight game with your hand in ya pantz.. Crazy boy thinks he'd light my girl's fire... too bad she dont date hobbits from the shire.. Enough with your fantasies they pretty tired.. I'll just say it like Donald Trump.. You're Fired..

TheGreatTailz
Oh so thats how it is? You jerk yourself off until you jizz? Your belly achin needs some alka seltzer plop plop fizz fizz. Ill tell you who your dealin with sucka, i may be small, but to you im yoda mother fucka. I am different and you know you just the same. Im a mike tyson and you a plain jane. Im a jedi knight and your dwayne wayn...e! Im the one with a loaded gun, your lookin down the barrel of a 12 guage slug. The similarities dont end there, one cock you blow. any time, any day, any where any place. When you roll with me then u gotta roll the dice, im with vannah white and your with vanilla ice. Im VIP when im just me. Your just zip when your just you. ONE. NONE. HERO. ZERO. Get back to girlies out on the dance floor, gotta gotta get some, gotta gotta get more, gotta gotta have mine, gotta gotta get yours. Now theres the door


Genuine
Come on lil Child I'll Tell you Listen, I'll Treat you like Bubba does a Punk in Prison.. That's Right You my bitch.. Uh oh Boy They just turned off the Light switch.. Cant Twist up my stomach aint gonna happen.. I'll sell you like a ho and... wait while the skins slappin.. Talkin bout loaded guns, yup I believe its been said.. But if I was comin, youd be under your bed.. Kickin and cryin as I drag yer ass too the wood shed.. Like Dexter The Serial Killer, This scene is gonna be a shocking Thriller.. Dont mess with me lil one Im an Evil Man.. I'll chop you up and put you in a garbage can.. Besides My arsenal is all cocked and loaded.. A Battle with me will leave ya dead and bloated.. Im a Devil of a Gunman if you want me to be str8.. I can take u out with my 308.. Now he's talkin like he's a true playa, King of the Club, a Dance Floor Slayer.. That aint True.. Not even close.. You aint VIP dont even Pose.. Holy shit do I see Balls Tucked under that Fanny... Dude That's not Vannah White Its a fuckin Tranny.. Im not surprised you were easy to fool.. You Try so hard makin ya look like a Tool.. Its Been Fun its been Nice... But Damn bro outside is cold like Ice.. Its time for me to snuggle up to my Piece all cozy and Tight.. Have fun with that HeShe and I wish you a good night..


TheGreatTailz
Listen up, LISTEN UP! Your in your own little world in your own little place, with your fucked up race and your fucked up face. This nigga pull the trigga on a fucked up 9. Gonna take whats yours and get whats mine. Thats what happens when you run your mouth, you cant back your shit you get taken out. You get blasted to the past from my nuculear blast, it happen so fast you just wont last. step back from the mononotony, boy u aint got nuthin on me, u cant even hold a guitar much less even rock with me. step back to the corner of the dance floor, whats more? get ignored, dont b sore if you get rejected then theres the door. DISMISSED

Genuine
Look at this Pint Size.. Ya keep tryin to Rise.. I'll Rip out cho Eyes.. Alls you gotz is Lies.. This Sucka lyin to Bitches about his Birth Year and Wage... Motha fucka is Just about Middle Aged.. Look at him talkin about a Nuclear Blast.. Sounds to me like you got too much Hot Gas.. You cant take me out go ahead and try.. 1...2.. Id be done with you and hang you out to dry.. Kid Bennie thinks he can hang.. but he can't even name one good lookin girl he banged.. Always mad and hurt that she didn't call.. Dude Learn how to flirt and maybe you wont Fall.. Rem Im the Beast Thug Killa from the 201.. Give up lil Boy I already Won.. You Rappin to me bout yours and mine, Whoops where's your date? cause I got mine. Yes I said it.. I know you dont wanna give me credit.. The facts stare at you in the face.. You a busta and Im the Ace.. This can go on for years and years but alls its gonna do is bring you more tears.. I tell it like it is and you know its true.. in reality what could you really do? You always gonna be a sad lil Hata.. so If there's a space in this Place it means Peace see ya lata... . .

TheGreatTailz
Hey listen up you chump. I dont give a fuck about the dogs you hump. Bustin on girlies like some drunk Chihuahua. Imma gonna get you a christmas collar. Oh wait? about your date? She wont be left alone. Imma gonna get her a christmas bone.... Oh, and about my date. She'll be comin over around 7 or 8. Dont tex and dont holla, cuz she be stayin later than your dates hour. Ask me a little bout what I got in store, some candles, some movies and a bag of popcorn. And who do you think you are rappin my age? Cuz your age is the same. Least i dont take my dates out to the gun range. Strange. And dont even touch my wage, cuz you could never rock the way i rock this stage. u need 2 find another way to vent your rage. You hate. But that aint even close 2 the way I play. Cuz im done, i won. And your just gay. You couldnt find another way to be more lame. What a shame. GOODDAY

Genuine
Silly lil Ben tryin to keep it goin.. Someone should tell him his words aint flowin.. I won this battle a days past.. Please let him know he came in last.. denial is his game livin like has rose to Fame.. Comin at me Hobbit yer gonna Fail...... While I tell it Genuine you tellin a tall tail.. Poor Guy Benji zero is your score.. Looks like your date never made it to your door.. Dont Feel bad you did what you can.. Faceless bitch was probably a man.. Gamin online like somekind of geek.. I said stop dat shit to end your losin streak.. Every now and again ya may get laid.. Whats not bein told is she is probably Paid.. You try to say like you I will never Rock.. But I say then why you always ridin my jock? Chin Nutz is what you Wear... Deep Throatin so Deep cant help but stare.. Say this and that where Id take a date.. Livin angry and alone is your ultimate Fate.. There's a smell in the air that's funky and stale.. oh its just Benji who barely passes for a male.. Still jackin his jaw like he's Funky Fresh.. Scrawny lil bugger looks like Anne Heche.. I dont even know why you try to compete.. We already know you worship my feet.. so why dont you just go ahead and admit your defeat?

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..


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 Post subject: HOBBIT
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:44 pm 
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LMFAO!!!!! sorry.. no hobbits were harmed in the making of this Rap Battle...

eh.. I was just usin any way I thought of to make fun of his size..

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..


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