| Mr.Smooth Routine
The routine:
Introduce your wingman (W)
Praise and commend your W ("he's my best friend", "we've been best friends for years ", "he's a great guy", "captain of the football team" etc)
"I'm sure we shall all become very good friends once we all get to know each other a little more/better"
Never argue with the girl, not about anything, ever! Repeat 2. and 3. if necessary.
Admire and praise the girl as if you're just forwarding, what your W thinks/said - speak in third person to say anything that's on your mind ("my friend thinks you have you have fantastic hair" - stroke her hair; "extremely feminine hands - take her hand, stroke it; "my friend thinks you are extremely sexy" - stroke her… um… well, use your better judgement:). Speaking in third person disarms her from any objections she might have to what is being said - she can't be mad at you because you're just forwarding what "your friend said to you earlier and is thinking now", but neither can she attack your friend, for he isn't really saying anything:)
Every time you commend your W to the girl or the girl in third person - touch her arm, put your arm on her shoulder or around her waist and pull her (gently:) closer to your W.
"He really likes you", take the hands of the girl and your W and join them. Do the same with "your" girl, she's probably just standing there laughing hysterically or with her eyes wide open and jaw dropped on the floor unable to believe what's happening right in front of her eyes, she won't have any capacity left to weigh whether she objects to your taking her hand or not:) Now that you and your wingman are both holding hands of your respective girls, its time for a high 5:)
Repeat 2., 3. and 5.
Take your W's and his girl's head and try to push them gently together. Alternatively: "He's OK / a pretty good looking guy, isn't he? (the girl agrees) Very good, let's play rock-paper-scissors:) The looser has to kiss the winner:)" The trick is, it doesn't matter in the least who wins or looses if a kiss has to take place in any case:)
If the girl refuses to kiss. "He really likes you", point at your cheek - you just meant a kiss on the cheek:) Now it doesn't matter, who kisses whom on the cheek (its better if the girl initiates though:).
Do the same with your girl. Alternatively - your W says: "Now that we've kissed, we want you do the same:)". Time for a high 5 after this:)
Praise what just took place: "That felt / was really good / pleasant / fantastic, didn't / wasn't it?:)", "Its really good, that we get along with each other so well / that we are such good friends:)".
"But it would be truly fantastic to kiss for real, now wouldn't it?:)" (figures:)
Move closer to your girl, put hand around her waist.
Repeat the gentle pushing together of heads - now with the overt purpose of a real kiss, repeat with your girl, high 5, praise what just took place:)
To your W's girl "You've really made a fantastic choice with this guy, because he is (bla-bla, lots of positive stuff again)"
"It really feels good to be with you, we are so glad that we happened to meet you and get to know to you. It would be really great, if we could talk to you again and get to know you even better". Time to collect their phone-numbers. Kiss-goodbye, this time make it really good, long and intimate. "We have to move on:)". Wait no more than 3 seconds (ok, maybe 10 seconds max) to engage another pair, don't worry even if the previous girls are still around and could see you. Don't however forget to capitalise on the girls that turn out to be fairly "ready", as in "ready for it anything":) Suggest a change of venue: "Hey, W, is that offer of yours to drink that fine wine / champagne of yours still standing?". W: "Sure!". You: "Hey girls, wanna come along, he lives just around the corner and has an excellent stock of wine / champagne / cigars:)"
Now I know this sounds ridiculous... but if you interject your own personality in there... it can be very effective... and your wing doesn't have to do anything. lol
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