Well as much as I'd love to be able to write one, this is not a guide on how to bang a friend, rather this is me realizing I have alot of friends I'd like to bang. None of whom I'd actually be afraid of losing. Not to sound like a jackass but these are friends of friends really and none of whom are in my immediate circles. But none the less they are friends. Now the question I pose to you, and to myself is how does one break the friendzone. I know it's been asked and many say just forget it, but I'm certain there's a formula, I mean if you're already friends then you should by all rights be halfway there. Am I right?

Now what I've come up with so far. Is to bring them over by themselves for a real friendsy time like they'd be expecting. Watch a movie, joke around, whatever. Then offer or suggest a massage to her. Get her to light some insence and candles so she's helping create SPAM while explaining to her that to give a proper massage you have to create a comfortable SPAM. (btw you should have taken a crash course on how to give a good massage or just get the Playboy "how to give a massage" video but avoid all the parts that would make her uncomfortable) See if you can't give her a real good massage (clothes on) for a half hour then I'm either considering trying to kiss her or abruptly turning on the lights and sending her home (she may end up changing her perception of you as a friend after that).
The only part I'm worried about is how to make her really accept the massage.

Now I haven't tried this yet, and I'm fairly certain everyone has something they'd thought of to create a paradigm shift from friend to lover. So please let me know what you may have thought of so I can bang my friends hot friends