So I'm gonna c this chick at a party tommorow night...and I know that if I gotta get her laughin..... and I plan to go in for the kiss too.... Anyone got any ideas garunteed to make her laugh....and also.... anyone got a good kissing routine.....(a routine that leads to a kiss)

Let me know...

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Well you can try the old routine but a gooder.


In a interigued yet curious way......

YOU:Do you wanna kiss me?
(note this should be used after a slight rapport or more is built)
HER:(Now she can say 3 things Yes, no, Maybe
HER:Yes
YOU:Well then... (and ya lean in and kiss her dumby)

HER:NO
YOU:I never said I wanted to kiss you it just looked like you had something on your mind and I was just guessing......

HER:Maybe
YOU:(A maybe most of the time means they are considering it so just be like)
Well close your eyes and let see where this takes us.

yeah... I meant other than that one

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If your sure she wants a kiss You can play a game :

Hold her hands and put your hands below, and hit her , Then say you lose, She will laugh and say , Okay I will forgive you this time , So try to hit her (Softly!) And say you lose agaion give em a kiss in my chick, so the next time just give her the kiss.

I hope I was clear; I can't explain this game , but is a well know game over here called Manitas Calientes, The hand below have to hit the hand above , And the hand above have to avoid the hit , if he misses then is the other guy turn , get it ?

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I use a pretty standard kiss-close, but I do know one routine that can be kind of fun. After you have the k-close, challenge her:

You: That was crap. I bet you don't have a lot of experience kissing.
Her: Um... What!?!
You: Here. Let's play a game. I'll come up with a kiss, and demonstrate it. Then you do the same. Whoever comes up with the most kinds of kisses wins!

There's a good list online somewhere (go look, I'm too lazy to find it) of a huge variety of kiss types.

There are pretty standard kiss routines.

You can try DDA's kiss test. Put your finger in her hair and gently stroke, then when you build some intimacy, go in. You can search it in his website.

Or you can try the MM closes, like some of the guys' posts.
You bet her a buck that you can kiss her without touching her lips, then you lean in and really kiss her, tell her that you lost but that kiss wasn't worth a buck and do your thing.

Or you can try the RWS close. Hey if we were in kissing school what would your grade be? If she says A or E or whatever, tell her you'll just have to find out.

There are tons of kiss closes but I'd prefer DDA's close. It's safe and more intimate. Plus, you get more kino.

Be careful, though, you have to learn to re-escalate the tension after kissing.

Goodluck.

the MM kiss close isn't all that good anyway... it's asking, for her opininon! (beta)
and what if she responses with a question "well, do YOU want to kiss me"
(has happened more than you think)

be a man and just grab her arm pull her close and do it. (you should know if she's ready to be kissed anyway. atleast i do) if she resists say something like "oh, i'm sorry for being rude, but you looked really sexy at the time". (see the sorry is for the being rude part. you keep your alphaness because you saw something you liked and you went for it.)

theres ton of these....

one thing i do is i change to sexual state (start breathing harder, but slower, talking slower and with a lower pitch, start the "hypnotizing" eye contact etc.) start very very slowly leaning in to her, still talking to her. start to tilt my head when getting closer (mostly she'll lean in here and you get the kiss) and just stay there talking. every once in awhile glance at her lips or go even closer (other moment), but if she doesnt come closer pull just a bit back. keep talking and then just stop talking, look at her eyes for a sec, lips a sec, kiss....
move takes maybe from 30 secs to 2 minutes, but if you get to that sexual state there's no way she'll resist!

Interesting...I'm new to this board and I like what I see so far. I've tried the kiss you without touching the lips line before and it worked but she knew what I was doing

I like to put one finger against her lips as I shhh her and then tell her she talks to much as I go in for the kiss

I like Doctor's suggestion. But my personal favourite is to lean in for the kiss. If they lean back or say anything give them a look like they're been retarded or presumptuous, lean forwards again and whisper something in they're ear like that what you were going for the whole time.

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if a guy did that to me, i think i'd die. in a good way. you have to get the timing right, and she might act frustrated afterwards, but that is an excellent idea.

also fantasic sweep-her-off-her-feet ideas (yes, sweeping her off her feet is a good idea. girls love it.): the MM ones are alright, and they can be fun for sure. they're less intimate but not too bad. and i am only one girl in many, but that's what i'd suggest.
i agree with the warning about tension though. you have to build that back up afterwards, and that can be tricky.

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Hey guys,

Today is your lucky day!

That’s because today, I’m going to dig into my top secret vault of dating tactics and techniques, and share my favorite way to kiss a woman for the first time.

The Almost Kiss.

Knowing how and when to kiss a woman can be a really difficult task when you’re first starting out. In fact once most guys get their fundamentals down(For info on this checkout my free 60 page ebook at sinnsofattraction.com/gad), this can be the next biggest hurdle. I, myself actually spent an entire month once trying to makeout with every girl I started talking to. This is how you develop an intuition for when to go for a kiss. I highly recommend that you guys try this sometime. Especially if you have a tendency to go on great dates or have 20 minute conversations in bars that lead nowhere. It can be scary at first but you’ll learn when to go for it, and when to lean back and build more tension. Anyway when to kiss a woman is a whole nother topic that could probably use it’s own newsletter.

The Almost Kiss is a great technique because it actually gets the girl to kiss you first, most of the time. I’d say in the 80-90% range if you do it right. It also helps build a huge amount of sexual tension. I’ve seen some other versions out there floating around but this will be the original one I learned from my friend Thom.

Without further Ado, here’s how you use The Almost Kiss routine.

First you should have been talking to the girl for at least 25 minutes. Kissing(especially in clubs) is not a big deal and can happen almost immediately if attraction is there. However, you don’t want to kiss her too soon because she may regret it later.

Second you need to make sure you are having a one on one conversation with the girl. It’s a bad idea to try to do this in front of her friends, as it makes her look bad. If you need an excuse to get her away from her friends try saying this. “ I’m gonna go get another drink at the bar. Keep me company.”

Then while she’s talking you need to interrupt and say something like this “ Hey, I’m really sorry, but I’m having a REALLY hard time paying attention to what you’re saying. I’m really just thinking about kissing you. And I know we’re not ready for that , but here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an almost kiss.”

Now here she will probably ask you what an almost kiss is. Explain that the two of you are going to get as close as possible without kissing. Ideally you should be able to feel her breath on your lips when you do this.

Before you actually go in for the almost kiss, you need to make her pinky swear she’s not going to kiss you.

Hold the almost kiss for 2-3 seconds and then lightly and playfully push her away and say “ That’s all you get!”

Now here’s where the genius comes in. After the first time you do an almost kiss, you go back to normal conversation. Then 5,10 or 15 minutes later you tell her you’re ready for another almost kiss.

The second time the girl will almost always break and kiss you first. The sexual tension just becomes unbearable to the girl, so she releases it by kissing you first. That’s why I love this routine, because when the girl kisses you first she thinks it’s her idea. Plus it takes all the guess work out of when you have to make a move.

So the next time you’re stuck and don’t know when or how to kiss a girl, try an almost kiss. She might just kiss you first.

Talk to you soon

JS

I used this the other night and had great luck a couple of times. After comfort is built with her.
Ask her if she likes magic. Grab a napkin and put something inside it and tell her you are going to make it go away. Drop the penny or whatever on the table so she can see and then laugh it off. At this point make a fist with your hand and tell her you have one more trick to try. Ask her if she know what is inside your hand and put it close to her face. When she says she gives up move closer to her lips with yours and open your hand as you lean in and kiss her. Have something funny to say after the kiss.

Don't say anything! Talk completely ruins a moment.

Just brush her hair out of her face (or trace her hairline if her hair is up or pulled back) and lean in.

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