Ok, so i went out to the club the other night with my bro. The dude got totally gassed and was making it hard for me to seem cool. It was a pretty lame night downtown so there weren't to many babes out, but I was still opening up as many sets as i could. It was getting pretty frustrating when my buddy couldnt go along with a routine, he would either say something retarded and embarassing, or just straight up call the girls a slut. Which I would follow up with, "sorry my friend just got out of long term relationship and hes very bitter about it".
So we got kicked out of the bar when my buddy told the bar tender he loved her and asked her to ride his dick. I hoped the night would be over after this. But he decided going to an after hours restraunt would be a good idea. It turned out to be the best thing we did all night. We sat down at our table, inhaled whatever it was we ordered and were ready to leave. Then i noticed a group of girls accross the room from us(3 set) . One of them turned out to be a girlfriend of mine. We went over and talked to them, introduced my drunk ass friend. It was one of the girls birthday so they were also pretty shit bombed, which was awesome because it took attention away from how drunk my buddy was.

So after talking for a while my pivot decides to take off. I ask the the 2 girls where they live and suggest sharing a cab. Turns out they lived just around the corner from me. The birthday girl was complaning about how her night sucked, so i invited them over for a bottle of champaigne for a late night celebration.
We got back to my place and my buddy passed out imediatley. One of the girls wanted to fuck me really bad, but birthday girl was power wasted so she wanted to take care of her friend. I got their numbers and they took off. I spent the night alone and dissapointed.

Anyone else have a wasted ass drunk retard friend that prevents you from getting laid on a regular bases ???

My mate is like that, it got to the point where i didnt enjoy going out with him sarging because he just had no idea. He is the kind of guy who has to be drunk to be able to approach someone, but at the same time he acts very weird when hes drunk and scares girls. The only solution is to find someone else who is into the game (or teach a friend) and then you both go out with the same intentions and the same ambitions.

There is nothing worse than a friend who is excess backage, too much trouble!

Orthodox

I've shared the same experience a few times. It's really hard to get anywhere with a girl when you've got a friend who's totally shit faced. I hate it when I'm talking to a girl then my friend would come over and say something really awkward, which then makes the girl leave.

It happens, just tell him not to do it again. If he persists you got to man up and issue an ultimatum cos although its bros before hoes, celibacy is not a good look brother.

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Ive got to say ive noticed this alot on this forum. People just revolve around women! SHIT guys have some fun!

Make life worth living no matter what situation. Ive had many nights where buddies fucked all my sets up and to tell you the truth those nights were so much fun.

Stop focusing on getting laid all the time and a gurantee your game will sky rocket and you'll have 100% more fun.

My cousin can only get over his approach anxiety by getting so drunk he can’t feel fear. Whenever we go out I have to spend most of the time making sure he doesn’t fight with anyone or get kicked out of the bar. Except in my case, he’s actually better with women when he’s drunk, when he’s not getting into trouble he’s # closing.

From your post I'm guessing you are aged 21-25, you has trouble with assertiveness and you are going out with some guy for fearof going out alone (textbook error- solo game is very Alpha).

Some guys in the UK go out in drunken all male groups of 8+- which is not very alpha without a single female amongst their mists it says
a) your friends suck and areunattractive to females (which puts all females off)
b) your friends suck, you have low Social Intelligence and Intuition to associate (consciously or unconsciously) with guys who don't wish to mate with members of the opposite sex (so you are a genetic dead end)

As a growing adult we all have to learn to avoid social dead ends and start making friends or at least aquaintances with people who are at least as commited, if not a lot more sothan we currently are.
To push your Social comfort zone if you have some dead weight friend who burns those bridges to newer and more exciting Social Leads it doesn't help yout game.

Your post screams "procrastination" (the fight or flight response when making adult decisions).
In order to achieve you goals they need to be congruent with one another.
In other words, avoid your friend by phasing him out first.
Then associate with people with better skills be it a Bootcamp or Naturals

Im a hypocrite though, as I have made a lifetime mistake of befriending people for superficial reasons (as mentioned above)