http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/m4w/842586955.html

"If you feel as I feel, then I ask you to stand beside me."

- V


Be honest.
Do you ever feel like there are bigger things going on around you - things that make you and everything you've done feel minuscule and insignificant - and do you feel like you could easily be one of the people making those big things happen?

Have you ever worked truly hard to act on nothing but pure principle?

Do you love to people watch?

Are you a Class A cuddler? No, I mean like, really really good.

Do you unapologetically manipulate people, and ALWAYS try to use these powers for good?

Are you at least slightly disappointed in yourself that you're trolling Craigslist?

Do you have an eye for art and fashion? Subquestion: Do you have really pretty eyes?

Do you love (not need - love) when you get in just the right bouncy, funny, talkative, clever, sharp-witted mood, and become the center of attention, make everyone laugh, think, and enjoy themselves?

Will you send a non-misleading picture, 'cause you know you won't get a response if you don't?

Do you give good advice, but not always to yourself?

Are you a bit of a music snob? Does music grab you and shake you and crush you and burn you?

Would you say you're... fun?



Me, too.


(I'm a teacher. And I make and I sell soap.)


- Tyler Durden -



PS -
I have a confession to make.
Everyone is beautiful. No person should be deemed better or worse than anyone else, ever, except on factors which are under the person's control. One thing I happen to want a woman I'm with to be in control of, is her weight. No, she shouldn't be obese. She also shouldn't have anorexia or bulimia. Those are things which I find to be emotional weaknesses, and honestly, I am tired of dealing with serious image insecurities. If you don't love who you physically are, change what you can, love what you can't. And find someone who is attracted to all of it. Attraction has got to be there. That's why I'm saying this.
Now, everyone has physical insecurities. If we didn't, we'd all look like total slobs. But if you're an emotional train wreck (in any fashion), don't hand me your baggage.
That being said, I don't have the perfect body. But I work very hard to have results I'm happy with.

PPS -
Wow. Harsh. I came off rather douchie there, I think. It was classier than saying "No fat chicks", right? *shrug* At least it was honest. Terrible note to end on, though.

PPPS -
PUPPIES! Who doesn't love puppies!? I don't really own any, but you HAVE to love puppies. There's a better note to end on.

that was the ad. why am i craigslist m4w? I'm an affiliate marketer. Need not say anything else.

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