ive never told a dhv story per say,i just throw in the spikes here and there when relevant...for instance imagine talking to a girl in a l shopping centre that you have opened sucsessfully...
when passing a clothes store start a conversation something on the lines of...
you:"so what belt/jeans/whatever do you find sexy on a man?
her:uhmm...her answer[if its close to what your wearing neg the shit outta her!]
you:seriously though.every girl ive ever dated has given me[spike] a new and interesting opinion on clothes...women practically drool all over me no matter what clothes i wear though

[cocky and funny!]
subtle spikes will work far better for ya than those hard to swallow stories!