Dude, I can relate to this, n I just pulled out my best online pickup ever so far...
Check it out, I get this request from this chick, who happened to be the sister of this classmate from about 8 years ago, i was 10, so was my friend, watever, now Im 18, and this chick sister is 23 now,
I found out this and sent her an email
"You look like a barbie, in a cartoon version"

"how are you?"
She replied back, "HAHAH noon has ever told me that! and goooood you"?
then we exchanged emails,
chat went kinda like this
She had this sexy picture of her on some booty shorts showing her belly
i said "you been eating too much"
she: haha, ure mean
me: it's ok i have too
she: haha
me: you have to cook for me
she: right
me: u know what? we r breaking up
she: we r not even together!
me: thats another reason to break up,
she: haha haha
blah blah blah blah
(on the phone now)
me: you n i would make the cutest couple ever
she: really?
me: no
she: you're mean
me: tell you what, im tired of dating girls who drink smoke or do drugs, youre not that type of girl, are you?
she: no, im not i believe blah blah blah
me: are you hitting on me?
she: haha i can't help it
me: sing me a bed song
she: why? youre leaving?
me: no, im using it as an excuse so we can sleep together
she: really now
me: u have my number, call me tomorrow, i do want u to sing me a bed song, if u dont, i'll start calling u 10 times a day
she: giggling
me: u got excited about that huh?
she: giggling
me: get serious now, i gottatell you something important, very importnat
she: (stops) what
me: haa i got you!
she: no, seriously, what is it?
me: I want you
she: what??
me: I want you... to hang the phone,,,
she: haha
me: call me tomorrow, and come see on saturday
she: ok, i'll try
me: u will call,
one day later call, two days later she was in my room, two hours later, she was in my bed
