Alright, so I live in Sunny California and during the summer almost everyone goes to the beach. There are so many fines babes here and almost all of the guys at the beach don't have enough balls to do anything about it.

I like to walk along the beach to hunt for the best prospects that are available. Usually, I avoid them if I see any of the following:

A) Girls with headphones on
B) Girls with are sleeping
C) Girls that are reading
D) Girls that are with a guy/s.

If I see any of these 4 conditions, I avoid them, not because its not possible, but It makes things complicated. But other than that, nothing else deters me. I am not afraid of large groups of girls or anything else.

Anyway, I want some situational openers for the beach...

Most of the time I approach them and use some of my canned stuff:

1) "You girls look SO bored that I couldn't help but come and talk to you..."

2) Me: " Can I tan next to you?"
Her: "Sure" or "yea go ahead"
Me: I'm going topless, I hope you don't mind (always gets a laugh)

3) "Can I grab some sun-block from you?"

4) If she checks me out , I do the "Are you shy or something? You could at least say hi."

5) Go up to an HB:
Me: "Wow"
HB: [curious, intrigued] What is it?
Me: I was just thinking of how good our kids would look...were both in great shape and we have soft features..
HB: [Will respond either positively (laugh, IOI,etc) or negatively (we will never know now will we...]
Me: [to positive] introduce myself, go on from there.

I think I have some solid stuff, but I want more....

What do you guys think of the stuff that I already have?

I'd appreciate any other openers that you guys can come up with or any that you've personally field tested at the beach.

Flawless.

haha! bro I love the Im going topless one. Those seem pretty solid I personally wouldnt use the kids one but whatever works for you go for it,
also if you can tell theyre not a local just open with "you guys look lost, where are you from?"

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No one has anything they use at the beach?

Anything will work so long as you approach, people at the beach are more open to outsiders. I like frisbe and when it sails to far, you get the perfect reason to go over there.

I think you're putting too much emphasis on openers, but the ones you have are good. Usually I start with some story about sharks in the water, and regardless of whether they're scared, I ask her/them if they want to go out on my kayak. If they say no, I neg them for being wusses, and if they say yes, I tease them that "I hope you don't get eaten" or something.

The kayak part could easily be replaced with going swimming, surfing, boogieboarding, etc., but I found kayaking works best.

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