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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:24 pm 
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Watch your women gentlemen, I gamed a HB10 the other night at the casinos, full close.

Wake up and it burnt to pee. Doctor says it'll be gone in a week, until then...FUCK!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:56 pm 
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Oh shit boy :?


But your fault, learning by doing :P


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:01 pm 
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yeah it sucks like fucking hell. im just happy that it goes away and isn't something more serious or deadly. only good thing is she didn't know she had it either so when i told her she felt so bad and started crying. bottom line, she went to her doctor and promised me when we're both not dirtballs anymore she's going to be and i quote "my sex slave". yes a hard lesson learned, it still burns and i will never forget the feeling and be much more picky in the future, it can happen to anyone so watch your dicks fellas...condoms don't always do what their supposed to, mine didn't.


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oh shit. they didn't have to stick a cotton swab up your shit did they?


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oh shit. they didn't have to stick a cotton swab up your shit did they?
Holy fucking shit that sounds like it hurts.

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indeed they did. indeed they did.


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you fuck her with a condom?

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Com on guys, Dont You watch "Friends?"
Let's all learn from Ross's Mistake!
I had to have the whole Swab thing done - worste pain ever! Almost Passed out :shock: !!!!!!
But all Negative so all good! :lol:

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yeah, condoms aren't always that effective. there are three things that can go wrong with them.

1) oral sex transmits disease in some cases
2) the condom leaves the base of your dick exposed due to rough sex or it not being big enough (this is what happened to me)
3) it breaks or has very small hole in it

scary world we live in gents.


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lol meth believe you me i am aware of the problems of condoms,

you ever have an hb9 become so obsessed with having you as her own once she learns your hobby that she uses a pin to poke holes through your condom?

heh

i was just curious mate

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funny situation, my friend ran into a crazy broad who did the same thing and was trying to get pregnant like it was her job. scary shit.


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yeah where do broads come up with that shit man?

they got a forum like this?

we should do some reconnaissance eh?

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Funny you posted this Meth, just 2 days ago one of the people I hung out with brought up a venereal disease conversation. I remember reading your post on this a couple of days ago too, and this guy had to get a cotton swab shoved up his Urethra because he had gotten Gonorrhea from some hoe. That idiot deserved it though, he wasn't wearing rubbers. Meth you know whats fucked up man, I wish there was a way to ask a girl before sex if the two of you can both get tested together. But sex with females you have been gaming for probably 10hours total time always "just happens". Its much easier to ask a girlfriend for testing than a girl who you gamed in less time. I don't know man. I haven't asked a girl to get tested ever, I am going to see how that works out :wink: Good luck to you.


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yeah im going to go ahead and advise that anyone who has not done it yet to not try it. ever.


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can I be a pick up artist without "sticking it in" ? Maybe I could be the pick up artist that just gets handjobs? Man, I don't want that shit happening to me.


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