So, tell me why a co-worker of mine gave me a shit test...

She is an HB 6, would be a fucking HB 9 if she lost a lil weight...

But anywho, she was sad all day, and she has stopped by my office to pick up some paper work...

She was in some tight black dress pants, some high heels, and a tight white top that showed her shoulders...

After a few minutes of her walking in...

She takes of her jacket right in front of me and she streches her chest towards me...

Now don't get me wrong, she isn't bad looking, I mean I'd do her, but I know her for almost four years now as a co-worker, so I really don't care...

HER: So whats up? (Sits on my desk with her legs crossed towards me...)
ME: Another day in paradise...
HER: I knew you were gonna say that (put her hand on my shoulder, IOI)
ME: So what brings you here?
HER: I had a couple of meetings with some clients and I knew I was in your area, so I stopped by to check you out, I mean check out the layout (face gets all red, and she has a big smile...)
ME: Right...Well this is it, the one and only...(Blow my nose in front of her really loud...)
HER: Are you sick? Oh, poor baby, whats wrong with you...?(She gets up, she faces my back and she begins to rub my shoulders and my head...)
ME: I'm kinda under the weather, so yeah I got the sniffles, soar throat, the works ya know...
SHE: Awww, well what are you gonna for Valentines day if yer sick now...?
ME: I can't do much, I'm sick, so I'll call it an early night, the women will understand...Plus they made up for it last night...(I smirk at her...)
HER:Oh really? So what happend last night, huh, did you get lucky?
ME: Yes I did, I the best soup in the world, and some hot chocolate, and they even broght me extra covers...(SMIRKED again!!!)
HER: Yeah right, why don't you just be honest...(She still rubbing my shoulders...)
ME: I am being honest, I've been sick all week, I'm not in the mood...
HER: I bet I can put you in the mood, do you want me to???

Now this is a huge shit test, see a girl never wants you to take adavantage of her, and at any moment you fall for her trap, yer fucked...
I still wanted her to rub my shoulders cuz that shit felt good, so I had to be quick, I know for a fact if I would said something typical, she would have stopped and left...

ME: MAN I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM...(I make my head limp towards the computer screen and I put both hands on my head...)
HER: Damn, yer really sick huh, you want me to get you something before I leave? (She then starts rubbing my neck...That shit felt so fucking good mang, I mean I feel like shit, but she was rubbing all over my tense areas, shit felt great...)
ME: Naw, I'm cool, you shouldn't be too close you might get sick, and I don't wanna hear you bitching about it later...
HER: I won't get sick, I'll be okay, you know I'm a good girl (She starts to move her hands up towards the back top of my head...)
ME: I swear my head is killing me too, I feel like shit...
HER: Yer really tense today, why, I thought you weren't stressing things out anymore...(She starts to really work my shoulders again...)
ME: I'm good ma really, it's just that this flu got me really good, I'll be okay once I get some sleep tonight...
HER: That makes two of us, I don't have anything to do tonight, I just plan on watching the tv and having some icecream...(She stops rubbing me and gives me a hug...)
HER: If you weren't sick would take me out to eat for V-Day?
ME: That all depends...
HER: On what?
ME: As co-workers, or as friends?
HER: Freinds silly...(She then kind smirks...As if like I didn't really give a shit...Which I didn't but, I just didn't really wanna sweat her, plus I was feeling sick...)
ME: Then yeah, why not, whats a couple bites with a good ol friend gonna do...
HER: Yeah right, nothing wrong with that...(She turns around, grabs some paper work, and begins to put her coat back on...)
ME: Well maybe next time, I hope I don't get you sick...
HER: I'll be fine, don't worry about it...
ME: Cool, just keep yer distance...
HER: I will...
ME: Well have a good V-Day...
HER: I will, too bad you won't be able to have icecream with me...
ME: Yeah, too bad I'm lactose...
HER: LOL, YER SILLY...
ME: Take it easy...

She give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and I blow my nose in front of her again...

I walk her to the door and she walks off into the snow...

I dunno, but I think she was shit testing me all the time...

The main reason why I didn't fuck her right there and then was because we work together...

You never shit where you eat...

Pondering...

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good call unless you dont care at all about your job.

I dunno, I was really out of it, this flu got me acting silly...

And to Jacked response...

I can totally see where you are coming from, but I dunno, her intentions are more than just a one night stand, she wants me to come on to her, so she can call it...But I'm not gonna bend, see, if we ever to do that, then it would have to be on me, because of work, and well the politics involved with the company...

Oh well, my V-Day wasn't bad, I had half a bottle of cough syrup and knocked the fuck out...

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Sounds like the best thing to do, especially if politics are going on. I hate that crap but you gotta do whats best for your career. My VDAY was not so good, blizzard kept me in all day