Something thats quite common around here is a guy will meet a girl, maybe just have a conversation with her, maybe kiss her, send her a few text messages over the course of a few days, maybe she sends him a naked picture.... some shit like that.... and then all the sudden this guy starts to think this girl is his GIRLFRIEND.

I will say, there is some fucked up shit that guys out there will tolerate within a relationship that I suppose you could still consider that girl his "girlfriend" but here's a few things I wanted to address that highly suggest that a girl is MOST DEFINITELY not your girlfriend.

1. You still think you have to "game" her.

If you're not to the point where you'd feel comfortable taking a shit with the girl in the next room, she's not your girlfriend. Simply put, if a girl is your girlfriend, you have an extreme level of comfort with her. Maybe not the shit taking part right away... But atleast enough where you're not looking on forums for ways to trick fuck the girl.

2. She doesn't LIKE spending her time with you

Someone around here said it and I really liked it (feel free to take credit whoever you are... I don't remember) but a girl should be willing to make 25 hours in a day to spend time with you. This kinda goes with my first point but if you have to convince a girl to hang out with you and spend time with you, chances are, she's not your girlfriend.

3. She doesn't crave your cock

Again, if youre still having to find ways to convince her to have sex with you, this girl is not your girlfriend. If a girl is your girlfriend, you should both want to jump each other's bones at any given point in the day. The attraction and lustfullness must be a mutual feeling. Not just you being a pervert, poking her with your cock, in hopes that she'll give it up for you. If she's not laying in bed playing with her pussy for you to come get it, she's not your girlfriend.

4. You haven't had sex atleast a few times

I don't know what the magic number is but if you haven't had sex a few times. Heard her pussy fart. Pull her hair a little too hard. Lick her clit the wrong way... You know, actually get to know someone in an intimate and sexual way. Unless you've taken her around the block a few times, she's not your girlfriend.

5. She hasn't fucking earned it

WHY? WHY IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? Because she's the only half way attractive girl who can tolerate your ass? Or because she's the absolute best life partner a man could ask for and has demonstrated this to you on multiple occasions? I had some guy the other day tell me shit was "getting serious" with some girl he'd been talking to for 2 weeks. I thought he was being sarcastic. Nope... dead serious. Wouldn't talk to other girls either.

Even if you spend 2 years getting to know a girl... and you're both 30, you will only get a glimpse of what she is like as a person. Your life partner is your right hand man (or woman rather... but if you're into guys, thats cool too. Do your thing.) in the business of "You, Inc." and you'd be a fucking asshole to hand that position to someone you've only known for 2 weeks. If she hasn't earned it, she's not your girlfriend.


So.... felllas, lets use this to clear up some of the confusion between a girl being "your girlfriend" and "that chick named Lisa you met last week who seems kinda cool and you're gonna see where things go." Stop being a bunch of creeps.