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| Xecutioner | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:08 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 216 Yahoo Messenger: hideousbastard Location: Wyoming | | So the other night I went to this house party that was completely packed. There was a very good boy/girl ratio as well. I came with a twelve pack of Bud Light and they were all drinking keystones so I knew people would be all over my shit.
I didnt have alot of time before this girl asked me for one. I noticed she had a keystone in her hand and said, "come find me when yer done with that one" and her response was an exited "ok!" Another girl i walked by asked the same thing and she too was holding a beer already. I didnt want to saty the same thing and was thinking along the lines of making her qualify herself to me. All I could think of off hand was "you owe me" and gave in and that sucked ass.
Anyway I think this is probably going to happen again in the near future and it would be cool if I could get some input for a creative way to make her qualify for the beer (or anything similar).
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| Kozinator | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:30 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:33 pm Posts: 57 Location: New York, NY | | "Kiss [on the lips]." They'll only give you a peck, but I'd try to stay in there longer. If they only give you a peck and leave it at that, I'd say "A beer is worth more than that!" and wait for them to respond. Just a little fun to begin the party. _________________ Rated R!
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| Xecutioner | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:43 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 216 Yahoo Messenger: hideousbastard Location: Wyoming | | Hmmm that sounds good except for I prolly wouldnt go so far as to demand a kiss on the lips so soon. Come off as a perv. kiss on the cheek might work.
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| Kozinator | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:58 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:33 pm Posts: 57 Location: New York, NY | | A perv for just a kiss? Come on, this isn't 16th century Massachusetts!
I could understand if you said "If I could touch your ass." That comes off as creepy.
I just got finished reading a lot of Gunwitch's material. There's nothing wrong with conveying sex to females. _________________ Rated R!
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| Xecutioner | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:07 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 216 Yahoo Messenger: hideousbastard Location: Wyoming | | I dont think a beer is worth it to her to convey to everyone else that she is easy. How many chicks have given you a kiss on the lips 10 seconds into meeting you? Unless I wanted the beer all to myself I wouldnt expect her to throw herself on me. Kiss on the cheek is good though.
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| Kozinator | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:12 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:33 pm Posts: 57 Location: New York, NY | | Yeah, you're right. Just remember: it is your beer after all is said and done!
And the gal might think she owes you something later on ... _________________ Rated R!
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| yokezg63 | PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:21 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:19 am Posts: 107 | | Kiss on the cheek seems harmless enough.
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| Bedrock | PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:33 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:02 am Posts: 490 Location: Ohio | | yeah next time tell them "well if you want one you gotta give me a kiss" and point to your cheek
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| saqchek | PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:06 am | |
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:32 pm Posts: 612 | | Easy:
*act like you are handing the beer over and quickly hesitate*
PUA: Wait a minute...this here beer is special and unique. Tell me exactly what makes you so special that you can have this tasty beer? Why shouldn't I give it to somebody else?
There ya go.
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| saqchek | PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:06 am | |
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:32 pm Posts: 612 | | Easy:
*act like you are handing the beer over and quickly hesitate*
PUA: Wait a minute...this here beer is special and unique. Tell me exactly what makes you so special that you can have this tasty beer? Why shouldn't I give it to somebody else?
There ya go.
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| Lucius | PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:07 am | |
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| Xecutioner | PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:55 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 216 Yahoo Messenger: hideousbastard Location: Wyoming | | That is quite easy and interchangeable! thanx guys
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