I've become a familiar face among mall security at the 3 malls I frequent. Every time I sarge, 2 or 3 mall security start to converge and watch me game girls. Several of them laugh when they hear some of my funny openers.
Some of them even request songs for me to sing and they pay for it. Not all is good. One asshole asked me to sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Fuck. I don't have Freddie Mercury's vocal range.
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Sometimes, it can get good. One security officer supervisor bought me refreshments. In between my sarges, those guys ask me, "How did you do that?" Moreover, just last night, a police officer asked me, "How come you're so good with all of those beautiful women? What's your secret?"
Be good at the nonverbals so you can calibrate really well and you'll win friends and never serve jail time. I highly recommend Poetic's epic thread on body language and free videos.
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