So I just got back from vacation two days ago only to come back and work for my college's winter orientation. Miami deserves several posts on it's own, but onto today's experience. This might be a somewhat lengthy post, however there ae a few very KEY points to follow along with.
I see HB8, jet-black hair, light brown eyes, tan skin, capris, with a tight-fit, low-cut white shirt in brown heels.
I approach my friend/co-worker who was talking to her already (doing his job). I walk into the set of him (he has a girlfriend, so he wings me to the best he could), and her--while completely ignoring her. I didn't even acknowledge the fact that she was sitting there.
HB8: Ughhh, this sucks.
Me: *Ignoring, talking to my guy friend*
HB8: I can't take this, can I go see the advisor already.
Me: Hey listen settle down, their all busy.
HB8: Yeah, but I have to go, blah blah. (She was just being bitchy and wanted to leave)
Me: Listen, what do you need help with? (I've perfected my game for this type of work)
HB8: I don't want help from you, an advisor.
Me: *taking her transcripts without asking* Okay, it looks like you need a class along these lines, pointing to the sheet.
HB8: *By this point she was ranting on about something, she just loved to hear herself talk*
Me: Hahaha. Wow! Are you still talking?
HB8: Yeah I am. My nose is running, get me a tissue.
Me: Excuse me, just because I have an apple doesn't mean I have a tissue. Get your own tissue. *while smiling*
HB8: You're mean.
Me: Oh well, looks like you gotta get your own tissue then doesn't it?
*Her twin sister comes and sits down*
HB8: This is my twin sister *dont remember her name*
Wing: *taking the conversation* HAHA Oh man that's pretty cool, I used to date a girl with that name.
HB8twin: Oh really? blah blah.
Me: Of course, so she's the evil twin, pointing to original HB8.
HB8: Yeah, she's the nice one.
Me: Thanks, because it wasn't obvious. *Asking sister* Wow, is she always this grumpy?!
HB8twin: Hahaha, yeah she isss.
*Wing brings up exs, finds out they both have boyfriends*
***THIS IS KEY. I EJECT FROM THE SET AND MAKE IT LIKE I HAE OTHER WORK TO DO***
I didn't put up with her shit and immediately she was interested after a bit of fluff talk which I didn't include above.
(While I'm away, and didn't find out until later)
HB8: Where'd he go?
Wing: Oh him, he found out you guys have boyfriends, so he didn't care to talk to you.
HB8: Interesting...
*I went by her later on, while she was sitting with the advisor, did some more small talk as part of my job, and made it like I, in fact, still didn't care to get to know her, then ejected again*
I tell my wing who was still working with her and the advisor to bring her to a specific room, and I will complete her class registration. I knew that I had successfully thrown her out of her routine to come right to me for help, and slightly confused actually.
*He walked her into my room for registration.*
It worked like a charm, she walked by several other females, and males who could have helped her, all the way to the back of the room to sit next to me.
HB8: Ew I don't wanna work with you.
Me: Good, so then it's mutual, but I guess I'll be nice and do my job.
*I purposely have my knee touching hers under the table*
(Some of the most powerful kino I have ever used)
HB8: So you left because you found out I had a boyfriend.
Me: Wait wait, ummm please, if I was hitting on you, you would've known.
HB8: *While smiling* Hahaha.
Me: *Laughs* Okay, so fitting this class here (doing my job, kinoing her elbow, shoulder, moving over slightly to reach the computer to lean on her lap a bit)
HB8: Oh, so where are you from? blah blah
Me: *Continuing with convo*
HB*: Thank you so much btw for helping me, blah blah.
**THE BITCH SHIELD WAS DISARMED. THIS GIRL EVEN SHOOED AWAY ANOTHER FEMALE WHO TRIED TO HELP TO WHICH SHE EVEN ROLLED HER EYES.***
*I went from 60-0 MPH with this girl in about 10 minutes of overall dis-arming.*
This Field Report just goes to show how VITAL it is to maintain your Alpha composure, regardless of the situation.
I finished by completing what she needed done. She stuck her hand out to which I gave her a high fave and said, "You're not THAAAAT bad after all *while teasing her*.
My boss was around so I couldn't number-close so I used my online game gambit. "Find me on Facebook if you have any questions" (I know it goes against everye PUA rule, but I have had 100% success with girls coming back to me, the attraction just has to be built perfectly)
Come home later with none other than HB8 sending me a friend request and message saying, "You're lucky I found you here
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*And now I begin my online game to DAY 2 phase shift*
THROW HER OUT OF HER ROUTINE!!! PUT UP WITH THE SHIT WITH YOUR OWN!!! AND MOST OF ALL, ALWAYS MAINTAIN COMPOSURE!!!
CHAT