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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:51 pm 
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At the club all night lots of booze and a shitload of coke. I get in and throw on a porno which gets me in the mood. So I call up one of the nasty little whores thats been good to me lately. This girl is a piece of work, tattos all over tounge ring, and she loves anal.

So I call her and its like 5:30 so she is a little pissed, but she agrees to come over when I tell her I'll give her an extra $200. So she gets here and I'm just not able to get it up. Either too much booze or coke or what ever. So I start going down on her, you know to bide my time and hopefully recover enough to be able to fuck this bitch. So I'm eating her out for like 20 minutes and she keeps grabbing at my cock, and I have to keep batting her hand away so she doesn't know I'm not hard.

I tell her I need to piss and go into the bathroom to try and get my bearings. I'm furiously masterbating in there, and trying to give myself a pep talk like "come on get hard, so you can go fuck this bitch", I'm in there for like ten minutes before she comes over and asks if I'm ok, Thinking it over I know there is no way I'm gonna be able to get hard and cum inside her within the next few hours.

So I tell her to come into the bathroom and sit in the tub. She does it, then I make her close her eyes and open her mouth, which she does after a slight hesitation. I just let the stream of urine go on her face and in her mouf. She kept on trying to get up and started yelling but I held her down with one hand and aimed with the other, till my bladder was empty.

By the time I was done degrading her she was soaked in piss and in tears. She showered for like 30 seconds to rinse the piss off and then told me I was a fucking asshole and to never call her again. I paid her the money and she stormed out of there.

I was laughing so hard. What a dumb slut. I own that girl and she will be back.

Damn, its good to be King!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:07 am 
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Good wind up there, buddy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:15 am 
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Ima assume that this story is completely made up. Its sad that you put this much time and effort into writting it. Ill be sure to direct a mod to this post...im sure it will not be taken favorably.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:23 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:24 am 
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Ima assume that this story is completely made up. Its sad that you put this much time and effort into writting it. Ill be sure to direct a mod to this post...im sure it will not be taken favorably.
What part don't you think is real? This is 100% true.

Also, why would the mods not like this post? It is a field report.

It's sad that you think I would waste my time writing up a false story.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:27 am 
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UPDATE: Just called her. She is going to come over tomorrow night. DIGTBK!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:50 am 
seemoney, this kind of stuff is degrading to women and not what this forum is about.


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