Alright, I dont know if anyone else has thought of this but I think I had an epiphany. At my work there is alot of mexican immigrants and theres a few hotass chicas walking around. Today I thought of the best fucking opener. You just ask her "Hey, can you help me for a sec? You speak spanish right? What does ................ mean? So and so said this to me yesterday.....blah blah." Now this could be anything you want. It could be a DHV or a peer approval story depending on what "so and so" (did or did not) say. And then its incredibly easy to keep the conversation going and stem out into a different topic. I havent had a chance to try this out yet, but it sounds good right?