Right all you Pick up masters, this has to be the most bitchiest girl I have talked to online since I can remember! I would appreciate very much if you guide me as to where to go from here. This girl is a HB9 some would say 10. so here goes my conversation I started with her!

Casonovastar:
5:43pm October 10th
Hey I just picked any random person to help me out with a little problem! I picked you because your name is sonia and the person involved in this is also called sonia lol. Anyways I could use a female perspective on this, recently my friend has been seeing this girl for like 2 weeks called sonia lol. Okay just a few days ago she sent him a text saying are we boyfriend/girlfriend. My friend was confused so I figured i'll help him out. What the hell does she mean? What does she want from him? your a female you should know???? lol

HB 9: Does not reply so I get frustrated and send her another message! trying to be cocky!

Casonovastar:I take it your a male with a female name since you cannot give a female perspective! why did your mother name you Sonia if you were born a male surely Sonia is a females name??? confused here??

HB 9: Ok Casonovastar I am going to help you out

Get a pen and paper and do exactly what I say
Make sure your friend does this as well
And make sure you use he same exact words that I do
I am sorry my reply is so late, I have just been quite busy thinking of the right response, and after your last message the answer became very clear.
Are you ready? Write this down and consider its meaning very closely:
Go and fuck yourself and ur friend u retard! Oh n dont forget not be such a loser n message strangers with ur made up bullshit. you should try making friends the normal way, you know like with people you actully meet.
There are clinics for people like you.....i recommend u go to one asap!
w w w.p r iv a t e p s y c h i a t r y . c o . u k /
You need to talk to someone.....just hopefully never me!

I was blown away LOL look at this girl so fiesty do you guys sense the FIRE in her! Maybe it was bad calling her a male LOL think thats what messed it up!. I put money on this this is the biggest problem you guys would've come across now lets resolve this and help me out! WHAT ON EARTH DO I WRITE BACK TO HER RESPONSE! COME ON all you PUAS NEED Urgent help!

What would you do???

Disclaimer : Newbie writing, be sceptical.

Uhh, Well… to start with... You didn’t root the opener, it sounds like you are talking about yourself.

Also, was this sent online? If so, and you didn’t know her, its a bit of a strange conversation topic out of the blue... Its the sort of thing that could work face-to-face in a club, but online seems like it could be extremely low-value.

Then after she ignored you, you pestered her calling her a man. Haha, she probably took it a little more seriously than you expected though

Her reply was just a tad bitchy, but don't reply. You can't recover from that.

How was your message sent, and do you know her?

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Ask her if she wants to come over, get some pizza or something and fuck.

Tell her you have no obligation to entertain her childish rants.

Have a baseball bat ready in case it's a guy.

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I dont know her it was a random conversation and it was online to be more specific it was on Facebook! Well surely there must be some way to get around it! Im sure some experienced PUAs will know what to do?

Her reply stated in no uncertain terms that she wasn't attracted to you, and she blew you off pretty spectacularly. Not a lot you can do after that unfortunately .

...Par the "Pizza and a fuck" approach discussed by Starbuck, of course.

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You could of course put some U.S. government mind control on her, or spike her drink or something.

Just like Close says, don't waste your time on women that aren't worth it, or aren't your cup of tea.

Once they cross the line, you have permission too. Never know, that maybe what she's looking for.

And remember, contrary to some of the bullshyt you hear from some around here, not every woman is going to respond to you regardless of your game (unless you play lead guitar for the Red Hot Chili peppers, win the lottery or something similar) . Just the way it is.

Therefore if you're really interested in learning to be a successful pick up artist, or with women generally you got to learn when not to waste you time, and when to cut the bullshyt and move on.

If somebody tells you differently, they're just blowing smoke up your ass.

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With their last album, even that wouldn't be guaranteed.

Ok, so it had like 3 good songs.

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If i'm being an ass, flame me.
If i'm plain wrong, flame me.
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Heck, nothing is guaranteed with women...

Unless they're sloppy drunk.

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Don't use the internet to meet girls...Just go out it is so much more fun!

My guess is she's seen VH1's show The Pick-Up Artist and has heard that same lame canned opener you just gave. What do you do? Nothing. That's what. You move on to another girl. (in real life...not online)

i agree with both saqcheck and the wild one, but dam was that harsh. if you ever happen to meet her, please, bitch slap her for me

i'll tell you this much, she knows about the PUA community as that was quite apparent. You also messed up by using her name for the example and the reason. and lastly, you insulted her calling her a man...
honestly....give it up, there's nothing you can do

What you need to do is start taunting the shit out of her and see how mad you can get her. Cuz theres no redemption from this.

Then come post back how mad she gets and what she writes

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feel free to follow trivial's advice as i'd love to hear when you get caught up in a sexual harassment suit.. don't mess with that chick anymore man.. it's not worth it