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Its Sunday night, after I get off work this Stripper (Sara) wants me to sleep with her. The thing is, she lives with her father. Last night, her father gave her a bag of weed and tonight she wants to smoke it with him and me. What the fuck? Am I suppose to sit there with her and her father, run game, smoke weed and fuck her under her old man's roof?
Does he have a shotgun too?
My advice? Smoke his weed. Then take her somewhere else and f..k her.
Win/win..
Been my experience most strippers have some rather strange relationships. I dated one once (19 y.o) when I was about 35, that lived with her uncle and his rock band part time (talk about some pissed off AFC looking dudes), lived with some bi girls, and a male burlesque dude the rest of the time. And all she wanted me to do was take her to Taco Bell and screw her. Go figure.
I used to dig going into Taco Bell with this chick and watching the food fall out of guys mouths.
She didn't make the cut for long.
Piece of advice, take a good close look at that thing before you go diving in.
