I credit this to Neil Strauus. I don't know how many of you are interested in sarging strippers.. but I figure if you are going with the intention of watching them dance, why not get a little slap and pickle.

When a stripper comes up to you say

1. “Of all the people at the table, you picked the wrong guy. I’m completely gay”. Follow up with “why don’t you take my seat and talk to my friend, I’m keeping you from making money”

2. “Even if I was straight, I wouldn’t buy a dance from you”.
Her: “why”.
Style: “because my boyfriend is a dancer, and I know that as soon as he dances for someone, or starts telling them the same stories he’s told a hundred people that night, he doesn’t see them as human beings. And you actually seem like an interesting person, someone who I could actually be friends with and do a lot of amazingly fun things with, and I wouldn’t want you to ruin that opportunity” Then tell her she should go and make some money. Transition into the natural woman routine.



RULE 1:

Say that you are a stripper too, or that you were one if you don’t have the body “anymore”.

RULE 2:

The minute they dance for you you are a customer. DON’T let her dance unless its for free.

RULE 3:

Don’t buy her a drink or anything else for that matter.

RULE 4:

Have a performer image. Let her look at some piccies on your camera. Convey you are cool.

RULE 5:

Treat all strippers as 10s and NEG hard.

RULE 6:

Be slick on the close. Make them ask you for number. Better yet tell her you don’t want to pick her up in the club. Tell her to meet you outside “but don’t expect much from me tonight”

RULE 7:

Most strippers believe in ESP, Ghosts, Supernatural so use for conversation

RULE 8:

Be BIG, be centre of attention. Quiet seduction will not work on them. No sexual shit in the club. Intrigue her to join you and then she already decided she likes you.

RULE 9:

Make her think that you think she wants you. Be a challenge.

RULE 10:

Connect using “I live my life 1 day at a time”attitudes

RULE 11:

Connect using “so many people are so judgemental about things, you seem open and fun”