HBHousemate: "OMMMG. Where is the base of the bed????"
Me: "I don't know where the hell it is. I didn't take it. I dont have it. If you want to go over to my house to check you can"
HBHousemate: "Its not here. Johnny. Come up here NOW. and see for yourself."
Me: "No. I believe thats its not there. But I didnt take it."

She storms off. 2 minutes later. She comes back. and sits on the step in the foetal position. Now she's being really nice.

HBHousemate: "I just found it. It was in the other room. Sorry for getting like that."
Me: Smiling now. "I understand."

Strong EC from me. She scratches her cheek. IOI

Now she goes inside. And tries to persuade my open relationship GF (HBMelbourne) not to leave, cause she's moving out. She also uses doggy dinner bowl with her.

Next day.

I arrive out the house and HBMelbourne isn't there. Its just me and HBHousemate alone in the place.

She immediately uses a GF destroyer.

"HBMelbourne cheated on you while you were away in UK"

Now she's in an open relationship so in this case I dont actually care. BUT. If I wanted to close HBHousemate, what would be the go here. Is that an IOI?

Wow, Uhhh. Just play the game and flirt with her. I don't think you need to really do much. I would go with the sympathy angle. Act like your sad and all. You know how that goes.

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