One of my friends posted this on Facebook, not only is it hilarious, I actually think some of the lines would work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMMQVWEr3aI

"You want to know whats under this shirt? .. Its a Good Heart"

"See these arms, they could put together your IKEA furniture!"

"Come talk to me sweetie, you want a family" <-- for over 35 year olds only

"Hey baby, I bet you'd let me choose what to do with my own body"

"Your arse would look so good on my couch, do you watch reality TV? I give good foot rubs"

"I can handle a girl with all types of emotions" <- great neg

"Hey baby, I hear you, I hear you, yeah... cause I'm a good listener"

"Emm yeah, my bathroom is so clean"

"ewww, ewww I'm so emotionally stable"

"ohh darling, you look monogomous"


Can you think of anymore along these lines?

Would love to hear any feild reports using these.