There’s nothing I love more on a woman than a big stomach. It makes her figure nice and rotund just the way I like, and fucking is more fun cause I got more to hold on to!
Yesterday while I was cruising through the streets, I spotted just that: A girl that’s nice and round with junk in the front and the back. I was about to turn on this intersection when I spotted her waddling ahead. That made me so hard, when I reached for my stick shift to put it in park, I grabbed my dick by mistake. Somehow I still managed to pull over and holler at her, “hey baby, I know they told you not to accept candy from strangers, but I got a dark chocolate candy bar!” That stopped her dead in her tracks.

It took her a while to turn around, as she huffed and puffed to make the u-turn. “Look let’s take a drive together and have some pizza, come on in.” She nodded in agreement.

I had to push her in, as she didn’t quite fit through the car door. On the drive to my place I started feeling some anxiety, cause I wasn’t sure if I could get her back out of my car in time, before her down-to-fuck mood wore off. I looked down and saw a can of WD-40 and sighed in relief, that’s when I knew God was smiling down at me. I quietly praised the lord, cause I knew I was getting this bang. I gave a amen with her nibbling on some pizza in the background.

So after greasing up the car door and yanking her out, I told her to bring the rest of the pizza inside so we could finish it together.
She stood behind me as I opened up the oven, “hey, where’s the sausage pizza?” I pulled down my pants, “well here’s the sausage, bitch” and shoved her head down to my crouch so she could start sucking my big black dick. It was too easy. I ripped her clothes off and turned up some R Kelly. Her hips, ass, stomach.. Man there was so much to hold on to. I bent her over for some doggy style, and it felt like a sumo wrestling match. Finally I found a hole and started smashing it, balls deep. Then all of the sudden I felt something grab my dick and cry. Bitch was pregnant and giving birth! Oh my lord… I screamed like a bitch and ran out of the house. I ran back in, pulled out the baby, grabbed the pizza slicer and cut the umbilical chord.

I threw the placenta in the trash and picked up the baby with a towel. I love kids and babies, and any birth is a beautiful moment in my book, but the joy quickly faded when I realized I wouldn’t get to bust my nut after all. She wasn’t going to be down after all that, and I wouldn’t get a chance to finish the job. I pretended to be so happy that the Lord brought a new person into this world, but inside I was seething with anger, hating this little guy for fucking up my game and cock blocking me like that.
What a disappointment. Just goes to show you, if you see a BBW, she might just be pregnant. Watch out, might get cockblocked by a fetus.

"Clearly, you haters have not discovered Jesus. Jesus loves everyone, equally — people of all sizes, colors, races, creeds, and credit card ratings. And that’s why I prey to God every day, especially after I bang — “God, thank you for making my life so wonderful, teaching me to love others, and thank you for this new notch.” Let me say it out loud, I’m a Christian player. You want to talk about inner-game? Wait until you let Jesus into your life. Jesus doesn’t discriminate, and neither do I, because we are all God’s children. God showed me that my job is to help the needy, to feed the hungry, because there is an unequal distribution of dick. I’m doing God’s work by being blind to size and serving cream pies, bringing back equilibrium."

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