What the fuck!!!

Took forever to pick this bitch. Totall bitch. Super skinny hot blonde but a fuckin bitch. Played all sort of games. Your too tall for me, too skinny, too poor, too ....

Finally fucked her.

Now she wants me to shit on her! Apparentyl it's her fetish.

I told her best I can do is piss on her. She says forget it.

Has anyone ever done it? How does it work? Is there a shit routine? I am nasty but I cant have shit on my bed.

HOW MUCH WE PUT UP WITH TO GET LAID WITH HOTTIES!!!

If I do it they better put a picture of me on top of this site with a medal of honor from David deangelo.

I wanna vomit.

Any ideas what the fuck I should do!

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Nathan Griffin

I think I speak for half the community when asking... Does she just look at it or eat it?


LOL if you want, put an enema in and evacuate your bowels and put chocolate ice cream in it. It's what directors do. Good luck though, that just sounds feral.

If you've already slept with her, why bother shitting on her? Actually shit on her, by not actually shitting on her. If you are for whatever reason possibly considering it then at least make her work for it.

I couldn't stop laughing whilst writing that post haha.

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Man that is fucking feral.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I don't think I could shit on a chick. Even if she wanted it.

Maybe you can trade up?! Anal?

Do it. As long as she doesn't want to eat it, i don't see the problem.

I get girls to suck my balls and lick my ass.

Hahahaha. This is hilarious! Hahaha

Oh dude... Make her work for it then shit on her when you get her to do some crazy things for you. "This is weird but... if you do something for me i'll consider it."

If you have to shit on her I guess you'd just have eat a lot of chocolate and any foods that make you want to shit? Hold it in, fuck her then shit on her.