I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I remembered Mystery's Palmistry trick. It was an idea for me to use but not use, however further expand it. Make it more sensual than it really is. It's uses excuses to touch her. This is what I thought of:

PUA: You have wonderful nails, lemme see if they're real or not. [Grab her hand and look at her nails]
PUA: You have soft, delicate hands and I bet with your hands I can read your palm!
HER: Really?
PUA: Sure! Here lemme test you. [Turn her hand over, still holding it. Build a yes-ladder.]
PUA: Are you intuitive?
HER: Yes!
PUA: Are you smart?
HER: Yes!
PUA: Wanna really see what you palm reads?
HER: Yes!!
[take your other hand and trace each line with your finger. Stop at a line and look shocked.]
PUA: Oh, my!
HER: What! Is it good?
PUA: Hmmm....I don't know how to say this!
HER: What, com'on tell me!
PUA: Really?
HER: Com'on tell me! [Begging]
PUA: It's your retard line! It means your a retard!
HER: I am?!!
PUA: But you look smart!
HER: Really?
PUA: Sure, I can tell in your eyes. [smile] I'm not gonna run a hand test on you but more a verbal one. I can tell you who you really are by asking questions. Are you ready?
HER: Sure!
PUA: [Do SOLAR SYSTEM ROUTINE, or CUBE ROUTINE, or NUMBER-SIX ROUTINE, or COLD-READING game.]
HER: Wow! That's really good! [If you've done it right!]
PUA: Blah blah blah [Start another routine].

I'll field test it tonight at work and I'll let you guys how it went.

BY THE WAY: If you wanna find about my SOLAR-SYSTEM GAME and FINGER-GAME, or NUMBER-SIX game click on the links below!

FINGER-GAME (here-vp81140.html#81140)

SOLAR-SYSTEM GAME: the-solar-system-game-new-routine-vt160 ... highlight=

NUMBER-SIX GAME: great-esp-routine-number-six-trick-vt15 ... highlight=

Peace!

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Good luck with calling a girl a retard and expecting for them to ask you 'I am'.

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Double Your Dating by DD
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There is no way that has been field tested.

I mean, I was choking with laughter when you mentioned the retard line, but c'mon, a chick isn't gonna find that funny.

But there's potential there.

ehh..i can see it working. Change "retard" to "ditzy". Girls say they hate being called ditzy but seem to get off on it as it may also mean "cute/innocent"....just gotta say it with a big smile. I'll try it f00 sh00.

Guys! Okay instead of saying the girl is a retard; which is more offensive as calling a guy ugly. This is what I replaced. It sounds better and plus it's a good neg.

PUA: Oh my!
HER: What?!
PUA: You're not gonna like this!
HER: What is it?
PUA: Well, see this line right here means---are you sure you want me to tell you?
HER: Yes! tell me!
PUA: This is your PATIENCE line, it tells me you get wacko when stressed out! Beyond wacko-i mean seriously crazy! However your craziness is adored by alot men!
HER: Really?
PUA: Sure--can you hold this for a moment [give her something to hold].
HER: Sure! [She just jumped through your hoop! REWARD HER!]
PUA: Here, thanks it was so sweet of you!

IF SHE REFUSES! IOD her and DHV. Maybe this was a big hoop for her so let her jump through alittle hoop. If she COMPLY's then reward her with an IOI!

PUA: Sure--hold this for a moment. [Hand her something to hold]
HER: No!
PUA: Damn, I fogot somehting I'll be right back! [Take a couple of steps away and notice a girl and talk to her for alittle bit. The first girl will get jealous and worried she might lose you. That's of course you've DHV alot. Eject from other girl and go back to first girl.
PUA: I just remember something!
HER: Yeah??
PUA: It is true about your patience line!
HER: Hows that?
PUA: [touch her hand and flip it over]. See how this line extends from here to there? [Tracing the line along]
HER: Yeah?!
PUA: Now, I misinterpreted the line. this is not your patient line. It's your personality line and how sexy it is..
HER: Awww!! Thanks!
PUA: Gimme your hands for a second. I wanna see how strong you are. Now squeeze them the hardest you can.
HER: [Squeeze hard, if not IOD NEG, DHV then COMPLAINATE TEST].
PUA: Wow! That is a weak grip! I bet your not putting too much effort behind it!
HER: I'm trying!
PUA: Enought with that you just passed my test!
HER: What test?
PUA: To prove how strong insde and how sexy you really are!

Try this! This may be bettter!

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Nah i think if you have built up the understanding that your quite cheeky/confident and funny then calling her a retard wouldn't come across as that offensive!

You could also spot a long line on her hand and say... omg thats one of the biggest i've ever seen - then go on to say that this line represents how geeky a person is! Then be playful and say that you've never met a bigger geek, ur suprised she isnt in the library!

I've used the "retard line" before (i forget where I heard it)

it worked. but i did feel uncomfortabel delivering it.

this is what i prefer now:

PUA: this is your gullable line....it tells me that you'll belive anything I tell you right now (throw her hand away)