If you want to approach, approach by kissing the ring
And don't speak, but you have permission to sing
You should lose the nails sweetheart, they're fake as fuck
I should smack the daft bastard that dressed you up
We're best to fuck in the next five minutes cos that's my limit
And I'm guessing you've already got far from a dry entrance
My dick wants to make friends, he's a sociable guy
So why don't you reciprocate by blowing him dry
It's only lies I tell, and sometimes the truth
If your Dad saw you talking to me he would hit the roof
It's a good thing I nailed his hands to his workbench
So Daddy's little girl can finally act like a wench
My trenchcoat is about as much as I'll be wearing today
Cos if you ask me the human body's there to display
Why don't you display yours, I think that guy might like you
Don't be put off by the fact his overbite's huge
You've gotta take what you can get, that's my advice
Even if the guy's head is covered with headlice
Who else you gonna get with, cos don't look at me
I don't need another clitoris hood to see
It was good to meet you, I'll see you around
You'd better grab your jacket cos I'm leaving now
I told your friends that I would take care of you
They told me that just earlier they dared you to screw
So don't screw up, I don't take mistakes well
I'm on terms with God so I can send you to hell
I hope you've got rhythm cos I don't like melody
Except when her and sister jumped into bed with me
Why you staring with your jaw wide open
Have you lost your way or is your brain just broken
I hope that you're getting the picture by now
Cos what I've got planned is not exactly high brow
Anyway here comes the cab, I hope you've got the fare
I'm already doing you a favour by taking you there
You're about to be simultaneously naked and bare
While you lapdance as I lay back in my chair
I'm hardly aware, cos it's not getting hard just yet
It's lucky that you're not doing this for a bet
Cos you would lose you money, it's like you're trying to be funny
You should watch Death Proof and learn something honey
My money's on the next girl to steal me away
You'd better do something special just to keep her at bay
I didn't come here for just an average lay
And if you prove to be that, I'll kick your flange away
You might not have balls but I'll still make it hurt
Some say I'm rude, I would say I'm downright curt
Been pulling girls on my strings since the day of my birth
And they dance like puppets cos they know what I'm worth
Anyway I'm tired, I'm about to retire
Good luck finding another guy that's flyer
If your desire is for more then you might just get it
And if you don't hey whatever, I am not gonna sweat it

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