I lol'd so hard I cried. There are tears in my eyes. omg hahaha. I can barely breathe.
FUCKING PERFECT FOLLOW UP LOLOLOLOLOLOL

If this is a serious post. No, just...no. I can't even....Have you read ANYTHING on this forum at all?

EDIT:The funniest part though is this is in the 'PUA Lounge' section...

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You guys are being fucking dicks. I'm posting from my phone walking to a bar that's open for one more hour right now and trying the move. Lets end this debate right now.

Completely sober. But drank three monsters...I'm hyped.

I'm in the door. This isn't what I thought a bar was going to be like at all. There's only like 25 people here...20 guys.

Any aid of any kind is cheating. Go in bare. Only raw ADRENALINE and CHARISMA will show us what you're made of. That's what I would do...but I'm a real man.


I was BORN and BRED for SARGING and POUNDING

Target acquired. Two only sorts chubby girls at a table. I feel off my game because I have to rush this. They just said last call. I'm in the bathroom right now, I'm going to sit in here for about 5 more minutes.

If you don't here from me again tonight it's because i got an instalay. Even if thay happens I'll try to sneak away to post.

UGHHHHHH fuck my god damn life. Fucking dammit. Godddddd

Everything was thrown off. I'm so mad. So last call fucked everything up and I'm almost in tears. I knew I wouldn't be able to offer to buy them an expensive drink. Which is the move closer. It got all in my head. I got my glass of water walked up to them (they might have been leaving, were reaching for purses) I got close and when they looked at me expecting me to talk I panicked. ..probably due to last call.. Yeah pretty much all because of that. Anyway I stood not saying anything for 5seconds. Then I dumped the water on my own head and just turned and ran. God fuckkkkk

To the naysayer dicks my move was NOT discredited by this. It wasn't used. All we know is that walking up to girls, not saying a word and dumping water on your own head then running away doesn't work. Its a piece to the getting laid puzzle. But no one draw anything else from it.

Fuuuuuuuck

did the guy from the last page swoop in and steal the women like he said he would, or did he bitch out?

I bet he bitched out.


I was BORN and BRED for SARGING and POUNDING

I don't know if the op is trolling, or just want people to know he is a virgin. Anyways, if anybody is reading this, there are some good points but the putting water on a girl... That is a nono, not only will you get your ass kick by the bouncers, and go to jail. You will be banned forever from the venue. Please Lock this post mods.

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LOL. This thread is pure gold!

So I take this as it is the first time you actually go in a bar and try to pick up girls huh?

Reality over imagination.

EDIT: After reading again, OP must be a troll. This and his other thread, his whole acc. must be to troll on the forum. Good one

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Uhh...what was there to swoop?

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