Here is the deal, I know alot of you are starting school. Sooooo, here is a little challenge for you and myself.

the first few weeks of school is always wast of time and classes is borring and most people didnt know each and other.
So here is the deal, sit beside the most hot chicks in w.e class you are in. Open them up with some stupid lines and pick them up XD

Here's some example:
-You look nerdy, I'm gonna cheat off you.
-I want to become a ninja, how about you?
-What your number, I'm gonna put on my pokedex.
-Please dont flirt with me, I have a boyfriend.

I guess be creative. Post your crazy stories in school!!!

No offense but these sound nerdy/corny. Only girls in a certain niche would appreciate jokes of this caliber.

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I tell them I am a ninja, because I am. It's not cocky or funny, it's simply the truth.

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its not about pleasing them, simply self amusement, dont really give a dam if a certain girl doesnt like me or not.
If she doesnt like my kind of humor that may just save me alot of work later on

I dont know what your kind of humor is so dont be offended

Important is just to be that social guy and be creative with PU.

For the less daring:

"Hey, can I get your number/Facebook just in case I miss a class and need to get notes?"

For the more daring:
"Hey, I don't really want to attend this class. Can you give me a good reason?"

An interesting thing to do is hold eye contact with the teacher (never being provocative) when he looks at you while speaking, you will notice that the teacher starts to look at you more when he speak, it is because most of the people don't hold eye contact and when you do he thinks that you are more interested, it is useful. Remember to not do it in a dominant way, you are only attending, like when you listen to girls when sarging.

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"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
As Good As It Gets (1997)